My entire Halloween turned out to be a joke that ended in me almost punching Melissa and a dyke in the face, a lost ATM card, and lugging a 30 pack of PBR 5 blocks in four inch heels; among many other things. Oh well, try again next year.
I made the most colossal, delicious breakfast sandwich this morning.
Everyone has been annoying my lately. I'm going into reclusion.