WOMAN Laws :]
1-No woman at any time shall allow her thong to rise purposefully above the waistline of her pants, so as to entice men and/or garner sexual attention.
2-No woman may loudly deem herself "fat" under the following circumstances:
a) If she is in the presence of an obviously fatter woman.
b) While she is EATING.
3-Always have a back-up man.. ::cough:: I mean plan.
4-Under no circumstances is it ok to bring your guy friend to the weekly girls night out! UNLESS: 1. Everyone agrees he is allowed or 2. He is homosexual
5-We do what we want. Self explanitory
6-You shall always step in as a cock block if a friend needs saving from a creepy man.
7-If a man forgets your birthday, forget his name.
8-If a man passes up sex at any time of the day, break up with him immediately. He will soon come out of the closet.
9-If you can see cheek or crack, your skirt is no longer a skirt, it is a belt.
10-Bigger is not always better.
11-Women can and will wave hands over cups or do anything else for that matter while playing Beer Pong as to distract the opponents, because we are Women and we use our resources.
12-Never waste a drink.
13-No excuses, play like a champion.
14-Always make the guy make the first move, he should work for your attention.
15-Women should in no way be subjected or forced to "Man Law". Women have higher standards than that. Screw Man Law
16-That time of the month is our excuse, not yours.
17-In addition to handing over your car keys to a sober friend, hand over your cell phone too.
18-If in a bar and a soldier is in uniform woman should flirt for a drink. Women love men in uniform.
19-Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.
20-Don't trust a man that tips less than 15%, even for poor service.
21-We never say what is really wrong, the right man would already know. And if we say nothing, figure it out on your own.
22-If a Man doesn't treat you like a princess, treat him like a kleenex: Use him, toss him out, then grab a new one.
23-Men who shave are sexy…and strong. Men should always shave before a date… this rule applies to women also, unless said woman doesn't expect to be taking her pants off after said date.
24-Men play the game. Women know the score
25-If we do not remember it, it didn't happen.
26-If your Man cant lift you (regardless of how much you weigh) he is deemed a Boy.
27-Women should always offer to pay on the first date, and if the man accepts this offer… there will be no second date.
28-Wearing "his" clothes is very acceptable.
29-One must stay away from a friend's ex under all circumstances unless:
1. Their relationship was short AND
2. She broke up with him
- ALSO - You must get permission from said friend and AT LEAST one other mutual friend
30-If a man is outstandingly good at getting that stubborn bra buckle undone that you cant even master, this is your first clue that he's a man whore. And if he does it left handed, all actions should be stopped and the woman should leave the room.
31-Shacking up is acceptable if the said man is a solid 10.
32-We will always hate the ex-girlfriend. And with that being said, we will always hate the new girlfriend.
33-Note to men: you are not irreplaceable… Note to women: you are irreplaceable
34-Real women can shoot hard alcohol.
35-We do lie. Get over it.
36-Never consider someone a priority, who only makes you an option.
37-Women shall always have the last word in an argument. If a man proceeds to speak after woman has the last word, he then starts a new argument.
38-There's no such thing as over-packing, just preparation.
39-If a woman dates a man who is "not up to par", she may take a Mulligan and therefore "it never happened"
40-It shall not be considered "alcohol abuse" when using it to dump over some guy's head who had it coming.
41-Do not drink half of a Mike's Hard Lemonade and act like you are wasted (unless somehow, you truly are) and then use that as an excuse to act stupid drunk and make bad decisions.
2-No woman may loudly deem herself "fat" under the following circumstances:
a) If she is in the presence of an obviously fatter woman.
b) While she is EATING.
3-Always have a back-up man.. ::cough:: I mean plan.
4-Under no circumstances is it ok to bring your guy friend to the weekly girls night out! UNLESS: 1. Everyone agrees he is allowed or 2. He is homosexual
5-We do what we want. Self explanitory
6-You shall always step in as a cock block if a friend needs saving from a creepy man.
7-If a man forgets your birthday, forget his name.
8-If a man passes up sex at any time of the day, break up with him immediately. He will soon come out of the closet.
9-If you can see cheek or crack, your skirt is no longer a skirt, it is a belt.
10-Bigger is not always better.
11-Women can and will wave hands over cups or do anything else for that matter while playing Beer Pong as to distract the opponents, because we are Women and we use our resources.
12-Never waste a drink.
13-No excuses, play like a champion.
14-Always make the guy make the first move, he should work for your attention.
15-Women should in no way be subjected or forced to "Man Law". Women have higher standards than that. Screw Man Law
16-That time of the month is our excuse, not yours.
17-In addition to handing over your car keys to a sober friend, hand over your cell phone too.
18-If in a bar and a soldier is in uniform woman should flirt for a drink. Women love men in uniform.
19-Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.
20-Don't trust a man that tips less than 15%, even for poor service.
21-We never say what is really wrong, the right man would already know. And if we say nothing, figure it out on your own.
22-If a Man doesn't treat you like a princess, treat him like a kleenex: Use him, toss him out, then grab a new one.
23-Men who shave are sexy…and strong. Men should always shave before a date… this rule applies to women also, unless said woman doesn't expect to be taking her pants off after said date.
24-Men play the game. Women know the score
25-If we do not remember it, it didn't happen.
26-If your Man cant lift you (regardless of how much you weigh) he is deemed a Boy.
27-Women should always offer to pay on the first date, and if the man accepts this offer… there will be no second date.
28-Wearing "his" clothes is very acceptable.
29-One must stay away from a friend's ex under all circumstances unless:
1. Their relationship was short AND
2. She broke up with him
- ALSO - You must get permission from said friend and AT LEAST one other mutual friend
30-If a man is outstandingly good at getting that stubborn bra buckle undone that you cant even master, this is your first clue that he's a man whore. And if he does it left handed, all actions should be stopped and the woman should leave the room.
31-Shacking up is acceptable if the said man is a solid 10.
32-We will always hate the ex-girlfriend. And with that being said, we will always hate the new girlfriend.
33-Note to men: you are not irreplaceable… Note to women: you are irreplaceable
34-Real women can shoot hard alcohol.
35-We do lie. Get over it.
36-Never consider someone a priority, who only makes you an option.
37-Women shall always have the last word in an argument. If a man proceeds to speak after woman has the last word, he then starts a new argument.
38-There's no such thing as over-packing, just preparation.
39-If a woman dates a man who is "not up to par", she may take a Mulligan and therefore "it never happened"
40-It shall not be considered "alcohol abuse" when using it to dump over some guy's head who had it coming.
41-Do not drink half of a Mike's Hard Lemonade and act like you are wasted (unless somehow, you truly are) and then use that as an excuse to act stupid drunk and make bad decisions.