A Couple Beers
Alcohol, damn it all
I’m guessing that I had a ball
And I really hope that it was worth it
Because I gave my Mum a call
Ceilings spun and rooms revolved
And there was a Belgian involved
Six shots of Jose Cuervo
And all of life’s problems were solved
I woke up feeling quite unstable
With a pineapple on my table
And can anyone explain why I needed
Thirty fucking feet of cable?
Is that the barman in my bed?
Holy fuck, my aching head
And if that’s a police car outside,
You can tell them that I’m dead
I have that test I need to pass
Why’s there a post-it on my arse?
And do I want to know why it says
“All good ninjas go to Mars”
I think I fell twice, maybe more
And I walked into a door.
But at least I did better than Iva
She slept on the bloody floor.
I threw my phone at a truck
All I can say is what the fuck!
And the pictures sort of scare me
What’s Wout doing with that duck?
I’m told Kerstin disappeared
And it’s as bad as we feared
When they found her, she was wearing
A wig, a tutu and a beard
Tequila and wine, not that wise
Plus, that drink I didn’t recognise
A couple beers? Awesome, Cheers!
And now I’m plowed, surprise, surprise.
Now the fucking world is spinning
And you smug bastard, can stop grinning
It’s not like it’s a competition but
Apparently, alcohol is winning
But there's a hangover cure that’s quite bizarre
We’ll need another trip to the bar
A couple beers? Awesome, Cheers!
Now, has anybody seen my car?
I’m guessing that I had a ball
And I really hope that it was worth it
Because I gave my Mum a call
Ceilings spun and rooms revolved
And there was a Belgian involved
Six shots of Jose Cuervo
And all of life’s problems were solved
I woke up feeling quite unstable
With a pineapple on my table
And can anyone explain why I needed
Thirty fucking feet of cable?
Is that the barman in my bed?
Holy fuck, my aching head
And if that’s a police car outside,
You can tell them that I’m dead
I have that test I need to pass
Why’s there a post-it on my arse?
And do I want to know why it says
“All good ninjas go to Mars”
I think I fell twice, maybe more
And I walked into a door.
But at least I did better than Iva
She slept on the bloody floor.
I threw my phone at a truck
All I can say is what the fuck!
And the pictures sort of scare me
What’s Wout doing with that duck?
I’m told Kerstin disappeared
And it’s as bad as we feared
When they found her, she was wearing
A wig, a tutu and a beard
Tequila and wine, not that wise
Plus, that drink I didn’t recognise
A couple beers? Awesome, Cheers!
And now I’m plowed, surprise, surprise.
Now the fucking world is spinning
And you smug bastard, can stop grinning
It’s not like it’s a competition but
Apparently, alcohol is winning
But there's a hangover cure that’s quite bizarre
We’ll need another trip to the bar
A couple beers? Awesome, Cheers!
Now, has anybody seen my car?