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Ok, don't laugh!!! I decided to register on a dating site. Not as in 'really thought about it and decided to do so', but as in 'the thought crossed my mind and before I knew it...'
So I said I'm looking for an intelligent man, not more than ten years older than I am, non-smoking, no kids.
And some examples of the people who sent me a message they were interested:
R.: a 22 year old guy, looking about twice his age, carrying a dog that's probably even smaller than his penis, which I find quite embarrassing... I'd never ever even consider dating a guy with a small dog, unless it's a younger version of a big doggie.
T.: Def wants kids, smokes and is far from intelligent judging by profile and pic, as pic was probably taken on a party, late at night, and subject had probably already taken some illegal substances judging by the size of his eyes.
G.: 43 years old, still has to find out what caps are for...
Twins83: has found out how to use caps, but OBVIOUSLY THINKS THEY'RE THERE TO MAKE HIS PROFILE MORE ACCESSIBLE TO THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED, and doesn't even know how to spell his nickname in his mother tongue...
K.: looks like a potatoe on the verge of exploding and has slits for eyes. Too young, and no caps either...
L.: Profile: "Funny,and sweet, I am a Capricorn and live in Rotterdam. and I love: cooking ,travelling,beach and the seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, soccer and table tennis Funny, socially,and honest" Apart from the spelling, who wants to date a guy admitting to playing and actually enjoying table tennis?
T.: Is 31 and looks about twice his age.
Gottaloveme: Sorry, I don't, or as he would say, "not intrested" (you know I think that's probably the most difficult word in the whole language, considering how many people have trouble spelling it correctly...).
Maestro: Ok, apart from the name, it says in his profile that his name is Maestro, then that his name is Charles, and then he says he "is here to make frindship". You know what? I don't buy it!
V: is my age, and OMG am I glad I don't look as old as he does!!! He's fat, ugly, looks like he's in his forties, looks utterly boring, and wears clothes that would have been oldfashioned in 1900...
Charles37: Actually, he's 39, so too old and he kind of reminds me of prince Charles, but fat.
Kelly: For one, call me shallow, but I'd be embarrassed to have a boyfriend named Kelly, and second of all, he kind of looks like a gnome. Seriously, it looks like his head was squashed. Kind of like Espen Lind (you know, when Susannah cries...), but squashed.
Then there's a whole truckload of other men who look (more than) twice their own age or are twice my age, quite a lot of REALLY ugly men (it sounds superficial, I know, but they're really extraordinarily ugly, I've never seen such a collection of gnomes in my whole life!), plenty of men that (almost) literally beg me to talk to them on Messenger, men trying to convince me I just need to give them a chance because they are so perfect for me and I just need to give them the opportunity to prove it, men who keep sending me messages after I told them to - erm, engage in a different kind of activity, men who only speak a foreign language I don't speak, dozens of men unable to correctly spell at least either their place of residence or the word 'interested', and grown men calling themselves boys...
And you know what? They all want me!
Oh goodie.
But it's not all bad, I met about three normal guys - at least I still have no reason to assume otherwise... Not that I think I'll ever have romantic feelings for them, but they're nice to talk to...
So I said I'm looking for an intelligent man, not more than ten years older than I am, non-smoking, no kids.
And some examples of the people who sent me a message they were interested:
R.: a 22 year old guy, looking about twice his age, carrying a dog that's probably even smaller than his penis, which I find quite embarrassing... I'd never ever even consider dating a guy with a small dog, unless it's a younger version of a big doggie.
T.: Def wants kids, smokes and is far from intelligent judging by profile and pic, as pic was probably taken on a party, late at night, and subject had probably already taken some illegal substances judging by the size of his eyes.
G.: 43 years old, still has to find out what caps are for...
Twins83: has found out how to use caps, but OBVIOUSLY THINKS THEY'RE THERE TO MAKE HIS PROFILE MORE ACCESSIBLE TO THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED, and doesn't even know how to spell his nickname in his mother tongue...
K.: looks like a potatoe on the verge of exploding and has slits for eyes. Too young, and no caps either...
L.: Profile: "Funny,and sweet, I am a Capricorn and live in Rotterdam. and I love: cooking ,travelling,beach and the seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, soccer and table tennis Funny, socially,and honest" Apart from the spelling, who wants to date a guy admitting to playing and actually enjoying table tennis?
T.: Is 31 and looks about twice his age.
Gottaloveme: Sorry, I don't, or as he would say, "not intrested" (you know I think that's probably the most difficult word in the whole language, considering how many people have trouble spelling it correctly...).
Maestro: Ok, apart from the name, it says in his profile that his name is Maestro, then that his name is Charles, and then he says he "is here to make frindship". You know what? I don't buy it!
V: is my age, and OMG am I glad I don't look as old as he does!!! He's fat, ugly, looks like he's in his forties, looks utterly boring, and wears clothes that would have been oldfashioned in 1900...
Charles37: Actually, he's 39, so too old and he kind of reminds me of prince Charles, but fat.
Kelly: For one, call me shallow, but I'd be embarrassed to have a boyfriend named Kelly, and second of all, he kind of looks like a gnome. Seriously, it looks like his head was squashed. Kind of like Espen Lind (you know, when Susannah cries...), but squashed.
Then there's a whole truckload of other men who look (more than) twice their own age or are twice my age, quite a lot of REALLY ugly men (it sounds superficial, I know, but they're really extraordinarily ugly, I've never seen such a collection of gnomes in my whole life!), plenty of men that (almost) literally beg me to talk to them on Messenger, men trying to convince me I just need to give them a chance because they are so perfect for me and I just need to give them the opportunity to prove it, men who keep sending me messages after I told them to - erm, engage in a different kind of activity, men who only speak a foreign language I don't speak, dozens of men unable to correctly spell at least either their place of residence or the word 'interested', and grown men calling themselves boys...
And you know what? They all want me!
Oh goodie.
But it's not all bad, I met about three normal guys - at least I still have no reason to assume otherwise... Not that I think I'll ever have romantic feelings for them, but they're nice to talk to...