I've had this mild sort of flu since Monday night -- mild fever, mild back pain, mild sore throat; it's a mild nuisance. I'm thinking it'll be gone tomorrow morning, because I'm done with it already.
A guy came into the doctor's office I work in and brought a gigantic poodle with him. Both were wearing Cedars-Sinai Medical Center shawls, and both were waiting for his mother to be done with an outpatient procedure. A woman in the waiting room asked him what was up with the dog, and he said, "There are twelve-hundred volunteers at Cedars, and forty of them are dogs."
I wanted to correct him and say, "No, there are eleven-hundred-and-sixty volunteers at Cedars, and forty of them bring their dogs," but I didn't.
Also, this is funny:
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