On the twelfth day of Christmas,
scarfboys sent to me...
Twelve tattoos partying
Eleven vespas shoplifting
Ten books a-smoking
Nine anchors camping
Eight robots a-barbequing
Seven squids a-swimming
Six hummus a-bowling
Five sho-o-o-ort shorts
Four tom waits
Three good times
Two special editions
...and an architecture in a gravy.