Nov 18, 2004 12:25
Dear Assholes; thank you very much for stealing my cell phone last night, it was such a burden being able to call people whenever I wanted, to have the ability to receive calls is also pretty fucking annoying. Don't even get me started on how I hated not having to go buy a new phone. But that's all been fixed now, thanks to you.
I hope you die.
Oh, yes, aforementioned assholes, also thanks you also for stealing the present I'd just given Emily. Again, I have nothing but pure, unadulterated hatred towards you. Fucking douchebags.
Alas, I was looking forward to Janette kicking ass, but apparently you ran off.
Sincerely, Jeremy.
PS. Fuck you.
cell phone,
assholes,
janette