Lonely soul, all dressed up and nowhere to go
You know what's really scary? Needles, that's what. Sewing needles, syringe needles, knitting needles. All of them. They're sharp, and they're pointy, and they're metal. But that's not even the worst part. Somewhere, in every needle, there's a hole. If it's an embroidery needle, the hole is at the top. If it's a hypodermic needle, the hole is through the center. That's what's worse than needles. The hole.