strychnine
I hate texting!!!!!!!!!!!! Thinking of getting rid of the texting part of my plan so that people will just have to call me to tell me anything. I'm so freakin sick and tired of trying to figure out what "hey" and "ttyl" mean... Are you happy or bored or pissed off? Who the heck knows?? If you're not willing to send me emojis to EXPRESS YOUR DAMN FEELINGS then I don't have to waste my time typing on the world's small keyboard just to communicate with you.