LOG: 21 FEBRUARY 2007 - Kiyoshi, Hidote, 'Zumi
WHO: orochimaru_ftw and scarecrowarrior's kids
WHAT: Twins wanted Kiyoshi to come read to them.
WHEN: Last Night
WHERE: Kakashi's house
WHY: cause it's FUNNY
WITH: great amusement, and disturbingness, and brief mention of naughty
IN WHICH KIYOSHI FINDS OUT THAT KAKASHI REALLY DOES READ SUCH THINGS TO HIS TWINS, OR PERHAPS THE TWINS HAVE FUN FREAKING OUT KIYOSHI
The twins told Orochimaru that YES they would LOVE to have Kiyoshi come and read to them tonight. They were still TERRIBLY bored with their father gone, and they didn't want to go, and Pakkun was boring. AND the women at the bathhouse always shooed them out when they thought it was the boy's bedtime. That wasn't fun either.
SURE, they could have read to themselves, but it was so much more fun when Papakashi red Ichi Ichi Paradise to them - how could it not be? Maybe Kiyoshi could make it fun, too! The twins bowled over each other as they ran to the door the peek out the window, from tiptoe, and watch for the ninja to arrive.
Kiyoshi smiled, noticing the tops of their heads peeking through the window. He lept easily, squattin in the window as he smiled at them. Living with Ginny in Britain caused him to gain a British accent, somehow coming through even when he spoke Japanese. "You are Kakashi-san's twins are you not?" It was obvious they were, as he'd seen at least pictures of Kakashi. It was just his nature to be polite, asking anyways.
"Yep!" the brown hair'd one replied, as the two did a very.. Nice Gai pose, thumb and sparkles. "I'm 'Zumi and this is Hidote," he pointed a thumb at the white hair'd twin.
"And you're Kiyoshi and you're going to read to us, right?" Oh yes, definitely Kakashi's kids - they didnt' bother with honourifics.
He smiled, sitting down on the window sill. "Yes, I am Kiyoshi. And it seems Gai-san's had an influence on you as well." He looked around. "Are you both alone? You did say Pakkun was with you, correct?"
The twins looked a bit guilty and shuffled, shrugging. "He was..."
He lept lightly onto the floor, blinking. "Was?"
"He's uh."
"Sleeping!"
"Yeah, he's sleeping!"
He crossed his arms, giving them 'the eye'. "What did you two do?"
Twin grins were brightly put on, and halos and wings, though 'zumi's halo was a bit on the dented side. "Nothing!"
He knelt to their level. "You're just making it worse. What did you do?"
"He's sleeping," Hidote replied, then yelped when 'Zumi shoved him, so shoved his brother back.
He shuddered. "Somehow, I'm more worried than before...." He sat down, legs crossed. "No point in worrying. I'm here now, I'm sure he'd appreciate a break."
"And you'll-"
"Read to us, right?"
"Right?"
He nodded, smiling. "Yeah. I can do that."
The boys high fived each other and ran back into the house.
He blinked, cocking his head. "Awfully excited..."
There were a few crashes further in, then the boys returned with a book bearing an orange colour and two people running gaily across the front cover.
He blinked, looking to it. "I've never seen that one before. Is that the book you mentioned before?"
"Yes!" the twins answered in unison, plopping themselves down on either side of him and leaning over his shoulder. "We left off in page sixty nine!" the twins sniggered.
He rolled his eyes at the snickering as he openned the book. He read a few lines before his face turned a bright red. He had lost his concentration, beginning to mumble in English. "Why would he read this.....? Oh my...."
"That isn't the words," 'Zumi pointed out, then pointed to the next line. "'He lifted one breast out of its cup, gently taking the pert nipple in his mouth, even as a free hand strayed between her legs, pressing against the warmth he found there'." he said.
"Yep! And then it goes," Hidote joined in, reading the next line. "'As his warm lips closed over her aching nipple, her body stiffened, back arching, then relaxed completely, her thighs falling apart to let him brush his fingertips against her damp panties'." He looked up at Kiyoshi. "What're panties?"
"..........girls' underwear....." He closed the book quickly. "New story...."
The boys forced the book open, "But it's just gonna get to the GOOD PART!"
He held the book over his head. "You two shouldn't even know about the 'good part'... " He didn't want to sound rude to such little children, so he chose to speak his words in English, hoping they didn't understand him.
"Stop talking fake words!" Zumi complained, even while Hidote was trying to climb up Kiyoshi's arms.
Kiyoshi pulled Hidote from his arm. "Not fake...English."
"Ing... Lish... Can you eat that?" Hidote asked from where he was dangling.
He shook his head, setting him down. "It's a language. Like you speak Japanese."
"Does Ing Lish have Ichi ichi, too?"
"Well, there are some things similar written in English..."
"Do they have pictures?"
He shrugged. "Sometimes....but most don't."
Bender Katara logged in.
"Well that's no fun."
"The pictures help-"
"Make it more-"
"Interesting," the two finished togehter.
He blinked, his hands on his hips. "And your father let's you see these things....?"
"Yep! Here, we'll show you!" The twins grabbed either of his hands and dragged him toward one of the back rooms.
Kiyoshi seemed a bit uneasy about it, but went with them regardless.
They dragged him back into the room they shared with their father. "Papakashi keeps them over here," they said, pointing to a very large bookcase.
He stared at the bookcase. "And this is all.....?"
"There's more in the book room," Hidote said.
"Yeah, but these are more fun," 'Zumi added.
He scanned them all, blushing ever redder. "Is there...anything here...that doesn't involve what you consider...'fun'?"
"Where did the Bunnies come from'?" Zumi offered.
Kiyoshi raised a brow, looking to him. "That's just a light version of the same thing...I'm talking about....normal things....more on your age level..."
The twins looked at him blankly.
He sighed, going off into English once more. "What kind of father teaches their kids about porn before the basics.... "
WHAT: Twins wanted Kiyoshi to come read to them.
WHEN: Last Night
WHERE: Kakashi's house
WHY: cause it's FUNNY
WITH: great amusement, and disturbingness, and brief mention of naughty
IN WHICH KIYOSHI FINDS OUT THAT KAKASHI REALLY DOES READ SUCH THINGS TO HIS TWINS, OR PERHAPS THE TWINS HAVE FUN FREAKING OUT KIYOSHI
The twins told Orochimaru that YES they would LOVE to have Kiyoshi come and read to them tonight. They were still TERRIBLY bored with their father gone, and they didn't want to go, and Pakkun was boring. AND the women at the bathhouse always shooed them out when they thought it was the boy's bedtime. That wasn't fun either.
SURE, they could have read to themselves, but it was so much more fun when Papakashi red Ichi Ichi Paradise to them - how could it not be? Maybe Kiyoshi could make it fun, too! The twins bowled over each other as they ran to the door the peek out the window, from tiptoe, and watch for the ninja to arrive.
Kiyoshi smiled, noticing the tops of their heads peeking through the window. He lept easily, squattin in the window as he smiled at them. Living with Ginny in Britain caused him to gain a British accent, somehow coming through even when he spoke Japanese. "You are Kakashi-san's twins are you not?" It was obvious they were, as he'd seen at least pictures of Kakashi. It was just his nature to be polite, asking anyways.
"Yep!" the brown hair'd one replied, as the two did a very.. Nice Gai pose, thumb and sparkles. "I'm 'Zumi and this is Hidote," he pointed a thumb at the white hair'd twin.
"And you're Kiyoshi and you're going to read to us, right?" Oh yes, definitely Kakashi's kids - they didnt' bother with honourifics.
He smiled, sitting down on the window sill. "Yes, I am Kiyoshi. And it seems Gai-san's had an influence on you as well." He looked around. "Are you both alone? You did say Pakkun was with you, correct?"
The twins looked a bit guilty and shuffled, shrugging. "He was..."
He lept lightly onto the floor, blinking. "Was?"
"He's uh."
"Sleeping!"
"Yeah, he's sleeping!"
He crossed his arms, giving them 'the eye'. "What did you two do?"
Twin grins were brightly put on, and halos and wings, though 'zumi's halo was a bit on the dented side. "Nothing!"
He knelt to their level. "You're just making it worse. What did you do?"
"He's sleeping," Hidote replied, then yelped when 'Zumi shoved him, so shoved his brother back.
He shuddered. "Somehow, I'm more worried than before...." He sat down, legs crossed. "No point in worrying. I'm here now, I'm sure he'd appreciate a break."
"And you'll-"
"Read to us, right?"
"Right?"
He nodded, smiling. "Yeah. I can do that."
The boys high fived each other and ran back into the house.
He blinked, cocking his head. "Awfully excited..."
There were a few crashes further in, then the boys returned with a book bearing an orange colour and two people running gaily across the front cover.
He blinked, looking to it. "I've never seen that one before. Is that the book you mentioned before?"
"Yes!" the twins answered in unison, plopping themselves down on either side of him and leaning over his shoulder. "We left off in page sixty nine!" the twins sniggered.
He rolled his eyes at the snickering as he openned the book. He read a few lines before his face turned a bright red. He had lost his concentration, beginning to mumble in English. "Why would he read this.....? Oh my...."
"That isn't the words," 'Zumi pointed out, then pointed to the next line. "'He lifted one breast out of its cup, gently taking the pert nipple in his mouth, even as a free hand strayed between her legs, pressing against the warmth he found there'." he said.
"Yep! And then it goes," Hidote joined in, reading the next line. "'As his warm lips closed over her aching nipple, her body stiffened, back arching, then relaxed completely, her thighs falling apart to let him brush his fingertips against her damp panties'." He looked up at Kiyoshi. "What're panties?"
"..........girls' underwear....." He closed the book quickly. "New story...."
The boys forced the book open, "But it's just gonna get to the GOOD PART!"
He held the book over his head. "You two shouldn't even know about the 'good part'... " He didn't want to sound rude to such little children, so he chose to speak his words in English, hoping they didn't understand him.
"Stop talking fake words!" Zumi complained, even while Hidote was trying to climb up Kiyoshi's arms.
Kiyoshi pulled Hidote from his arm. "Not fake...English."
"Ing... Lish... Can you eat that?" Hidote asked from where he was dangling.
He shook his head, setting him down. "It's a language. Like you speak Japanese."
"Does Ing Lish have Ichi ichi, too?"
"Well, there are some things similar written in English..."
"Do they have pictures?"
He shrugged. "Sometimes....but most don't."
Bender Katara logged in.
"Well that's no fun."
"The pictures help-"
"Make it more-"
"Interesting," the two finished togehter.
He blinked, his hands on his hips. "And your father let's you see these things....?"
"Yep! Here, we'll show you!" The twins grabbed either of his hands and dragged him toward one of the back rooms.
Kiyoshi seemed a bit uneasy about it, but went with them regardless.
They dragged him back into the room they shared with their father. "Papakashi keeps them over here," they said, pointing to a very large bookcase.
He stared at the bookcase. "And this is all.....?"
"There's more in the book room," Hidote said.
"Yeah, but these are more fun," 'Zumi added.
He scanned them all, blushing ever redder. "Is there...anything here...that doesn't involve what you consider...'fun'?"
"Where did the Bunnies come from'?" Zumi offered.
Kiyoshi raised a brow, looking to him. "That's just a light version of the same thing...I'm talking about....normal things....more on your age level..."
The twins looked at him blankly.
He sighed, going off into English once more. "What kind of father teaches their kids about porn before the basics.... "