DRUGS!
I now have Stilnox (yes, that evil sleeping tablet that makes people eat babies in their sleep!) and Temazepam. I lol at this. But at least they'll help me get some sleep. And no, I don't take them at the same time, that would be The Stoopid. I'm meant to alternate nights so I don't get reliant on just the one, cuz that would be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.