RelocationCon
The Move
aka RelocationCon
aka MoistCon
aka PneumoniaCon
aka "It's STILL raining??" Con
aka "Mother Nature is a %#$&!@ !!" Con
"The good thing about being too damn tired to pick up the quote book?
Being able to type up the list in record time. " - Natalie
Friday Quotes
"They have a wonderful fettucini alfredo that you dip yourself in. And then you take the noodles and..." - Miranda
"I was so enthused in the couch, I forgot the menu." - Natalie
"I have a slobber mark on my boob." - Miranda
Miranda: "I need a moment."
Theresa: "Another one?"
"She can write down everything we say, but she can't write down her own damn order correctly." - Theresa re: Natalie
"Jar Jar Binks is holding the Wookiee." - Sarah
Saturday Quotes
"It's the cackle of Sarah." - Heather
Laura: "It's raining."
Heather: "Uh huh."
Laura: "Oh. *Dude*."
"I'm not cool, who am I trying to kid?" - Beth
"I know you have a body bag in your room." - Laura
"I'm a Leo; I have no idea how to organize." - Miranda
"Are you calling me dada again?" - Miranda to Hunter
"I am not your dada!" - Miranda
Bob the Builder theme song (and various other kiddie tunes) - courtesy of Heather, Theresa and Miranda
"We're not afraid to get moist." - Laura
"Where's Amy?" - Laura
"We get to lift with our knees!" - Beth
"You know why this is happening? Because I did a bad thing." - Heather re: the weather
Laura: "Should we give it a go?"
Rain: < goes sideways >
Laura: "MoistCon."
Sarah: "Because 'Really Really Fucking Wet Con' won't fit on the title thing."
"Laura can teach you all sorts of new things, I bet." - Sarah to Hunter
"I'm fun on a date!" - Laura
"Want to smell my fingers now?" - Laura
"Bullwinkle, get out of my mulch!" - Theresa
"Grab a leg, baby." - Laura
"Here, I don't want to get you killed. Oops, I ripped your head off." - Heather to the worm
"B is for boob." - Heather
Laura, re: Beth: "She's a sweet girl."
Heather, seeing all the alcohol Beth brought: "She's a *really* sweet girl."
"It's a size issue." - Amy
"That sounded like Johnny Bravo. I need more scotch." - Miranda
Heather: "The guy who sold me the home theater told me not to pay attention to the directions."
Amy (after two hours of trying to set up the home theater): "Thank you. Thank you for telling me *now*."
"Did the ship move for you, too?" - Sarah
"You see a bunch of people in tacky polyester running down the hallway screaming 'My breasts are on fire!'" - Miranda
"Frock you!" - Miranda
"How many times did I show my cleavage?" - Theresa
Sarah: "I think she's saying 'surround me, baby.'"
Laura: "Surround me, baby. That could happen."
"I said *ripples*." - Miranda
"I got my nipple for the night." - Laura
"Theresa's got a nipple." - Miranda
"Nick, when you had your foot up playing with the camera like that, it looked like a sock puppet." - Heather
"Oh my God, my hair looks horrible!" - Heather, two seconds after smiling for a picture
"Look, your toes are twinkling." - Miranda
"So, I guess Tinka's not coming." - Heather, ca. 8 pm
"They're going to drive us to senility." - Sarah, re: the Westminster Village retirement home commercials
Natalie: "You're losing your powers of speech."
Heather: "Ask me to shit- say..."
"It's still my turn." - Heather
"Slipping in a puddle of blood. I like that." - Miranda
"I'm just punchy and tired and *really* relaxed." - Miranda
"I thought I lost my touch, but I guess not. Backrubs, I mean." - Laura
Sunday Quotes
"We're just having some Mother's Day fun." - Heather
"That's about as romantic as it can get. Except for that part." - Laura
"I don't want anything that sucks that hard." - Sarah