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this is an example of how ridiculous my life is:
so yesterday i woke up, went to my bank and paid them $200.00 dollars, got my paycheck and cashed it at publix. while i was there the lotto screen told me i should have won a million dollars cuz of the numbers. so i go home and check and i didnt win anything.
so i went to taste of new york to start drinking since i wasnt a millionaire, then i proceeded to la casita where i drank for an hour by myself cuz everyone hates me, but i got lots of free drinks so i shouldnt complain. then after leaving there i went to mona's for some more cocktails. this is where it gets exciting.
so im there drinking lots of long islands cuz their half price, so after a few i decide "hey, i should karaoke". so my drunk ass gets on stage, and starts karaoking to the milkshake song. at this point i couldnt really talk, so i was basically slurring the song and shaking my ass. apparently i didnt get my kick after just one, so i decided to sing "baby got back" where once again i was slurring and shaking my ass.
after making a huge ass of myself, i decided to drink some more and got the lovely idea to karaoke again, well the maraoke guy was being mean to me and told me to get off the stage. so with my singing ego bruised, i drank more..socialized..and proceeded to leave because he was mean to me.
apparently i gave someone a ride home, and bought 3 bags of chips from somewhere. next thing i know, i wake up with chicken wings next to me.
it was a very silly night.
so yesterday i woke up, went to my bank and paid them $200.00 dollars, got my paycheck and cashed it at publix. while i was there the lotto screen told me i should have won a million dollars cuz of the numbers. so i go home and check and i didnt win anything.
so i went to taste of new york to start drinking since i wasnt a millionaire, then i proceeded to la casita where i drank for an hour by myself cuz everyone hates me, but i got lots of free drinks so i shouldnt complain. then after leaving there i went to mona's for some more cocktails. this is where it gets exciting.
so im there drinking lots of long islands cuz their half price, so after a few i decide "hey, i should karaoke". so my drunk ass gets on stage, and starts karaoking to the milkshake song. at this point i couldnt really talk, so i was basically slurring the song and shaking my ass. apparently i didnt get my kick after just one, so i decided to sing "baby got back" where once again i was slurring and shaking my ass.
after making a huge ass of myself, i decided to drink some more and got the lovely idea to karaoke again, well the maraoke guy was being mean to me and told me to get off the stage. so with my singing ego bruised, i drank more..socialized..and proceeded to leave because he was mean to me.
apparently i gave someone a ride home, and bought 3 bags of chips from somewhere. next thing i know, i wake up with chicken wings next to me.
it was a very silly night.