Happy Fuckin New Year
Let me tell you all about it.
We had like 6 partys to go to. We decided to get drunk at Wills, fuckin an hour away in Olympia, cuz we think he's hella cool. We got there, started smokin, started drinking...and when we got there, the party was NOT bumpin. Those people had been there since like 5, and everyone was NOT excited. We brought the fuckin party. We got mother fuckers up dancing, and people talking and blah blah blah.
And a couple hours later, some bitches show up, and I GOT SWUNG ON. Before I could even look back up Sarah had jumped on that bitch and wrestled her to the ground. ABOUT TO COCK BACK AND GET THE GOOD PUNCH IN, when Ben pulls her off. HARD FUCKIN TIMES.
Moral of the story? 1. I start work today. I have a black eye. They are going to fire me. 2. I have clinic on Monday, and might as well not go because i'm gonna lose all 130 professional points for walkin in lookin all fucked up.
Not to mention it was pretty fuckin big waste of new years.
WHERE do these dumb ass bitches come from?
Did I mention one of them grabed my throat while trying to get my keys from me? Didn't work out well for her, apparently she didn't think I was gonna grab her back....
...You wanna be a crazy ass ho? It's okay, I have your address now.
We had like 6 partys to go to. We decided to get drunk at Wills, fuckin an hour away in Olympia, cuz we think he's hella cool. We got there, started smokin, started drinking...and when we got there, the party was NOT bumpin. Those people had been there since like 5, and everyone was NOT excited. We brought the fuckin party. We got mother fuckers up dancing, and people talking and blah blah blah.
And a couple hours later, some bitches show up, and I GOT SWUNG ON. Before I could even look back up Sarah had jumped on that bitch and wrestled her to the ground. ABOUT TO COCK BACK AND GET THE GOOD PUNCH IN, when Ben pulls her off. HARD FUCKIN TIMES.
Moral of the story? 1. I start work today. I have a black eye. They are going to fire me. 2. I have clinic on Monday, and might as well not go because i'm gonna lose all 130 professional points for walkin in lookin all fucked up.
Not to mention it was pretty fuckin big waste of new years.
WHERE do these dumb ass bitches come from?
Did I mention one of them grabed my throat while trying to get my keys from me? Didn't work out well for her, apparently she didn't think I was gonna grab her back....
...You wanna be a crazy ass ho? It's okay, I have your address now.