ugh

[scalpelcuts]

oi Lava Girl come collect your Shark Boy, he's done himself an injury by runnin into my fist a little

n lemme stop you lot before you fuckin start in on me: he came here. ain't my fuckin fault if he's lookin for fights when he can't win 'em.

there's a kitten here

he's nibblin my toes.

heh

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[vampqueen2u]

Doctor, I'll take the boy into my careful hands. He'll be delivered safely.

At probably a little less...foul in mood

Peace in exchange for the child. A fair trade, no?

[scalpelcuts]

uh
I unno I don' need your stupid spawn in here shoutin at me
don't fuckin care what happens to the kid but that ain't exactly peace if it'll just be exchangin one kinda fuss for another

[vampqueen2u]

Honestly, either way you'll be dealing with the brat's fussin' since he'll probably take sharp tooth here's side anyway, no matter who threw the first punch.

And, I could make it worth your while.

[scalpelcuts]

yeah you ain't wrong there, 'm sure I'm gonna get scolded for bruisin the poor ickle babykins. ugh.

hn
worth it how?

[vampqueen2u]

He's constantly whining about something. It's amazing no one has stuck a stake through his head yet.

You know that thing I do with Toucey?

Want to try it out?

[scalpelcuts]

yeah he's a worthless pain in my fuckin ass n right now I'd stop feedin him if Hanna wouldn't fuckin sulk at me forever about it. come get your boytoy, he's all fuckin yours.

an' yes.
yes I do.

[vampqueen2u]

On my way now.

Fantastic. I'll be back later tonight then.

[scalpelcuts]

yeah, he's still out so. shouldn't be a problem.

I'll be here, darlin'. n so's Lamont actually dunno if he'll want in. should be a grand fuckin time either way.

[touceyithard]

PRATCHETT IS HERE. THIS IS NOTHING FOR A LITTLE KITTY TO SEE.

AND, NO. NO, I DON'T. I'm taking the cat, and going upstairs, and locking the door.

[scalpelcuts]

it ain't like he'll know what the fuck's happening, could just lock him out if you're that fuckin worried about it.

well you're no fuckin fun. feh. your loss.

[vampqueen2u]

Oh, Mr. Toucey. I'm so sorry for that. I'll get you later

Also, the child has been taken care of. I'm on my way back, so prepare yourself.

I'm also bringing a gag and my flogger, just for you. <3

[scalpelcuts]

been ready. see you in a bit then.

don't need the gag. can be as loud as the hell you want.

[touceyithard]

nnrrffff...

Why are you... everywhere

[vampqueen2u]

Because I'm fuckin magic, that's why.

[touceyithard]

Screw it.

I need a good fucking.

Ya wanna do us together, or separately?

[scalpelcuts]

together, fuckhead, c'mon

ha, knew you'd see sense