Well then.

[scallywolf]

So it seems it's about to be "a pirate's life for me," as the old song goes, though there's the little problem of a lack of a ship. I never realized one could actually go shopping for a pirate ship. Rather a novel idea, really. The only trick is to put a blindfold on Sirius so that he doesn't run off and buy the shiniest, most useless thing in

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[dark_dashing]

I don't see what's wrong with having a shiny boat! That last one was perfectly acceptable!

...you're having a kid? Moony! Have you been keeping secrets from me?

[scallywolf]

Everything. And it looked like it was about to fall apart. I'm working on getting a boat, don't worry. A bloke named Paulie is willing to play poker for one.

Merlin, no! I'm not planning on having a kid. Some kid just showed up and started talking about it!

[dark_dashing]

It had a few issues, I mean who needs an engine! It doesn't sound important.

Poker? Moony, you couldn't even lie to McGonagall. Best let me handle this.

[scallywolf]

Bar engine, it at least needs sails, Sirius.

Don't worry, I'll be quite alright. It can't be any harder than Emperors.

[dark_dashing]

I can't let you lose our money, I have a tab at the local pub... No, I'm going. Where is this game supposed to take place?

[scallywolf]

I'm not sure yet, but honestly, Sirius. I'll be quite alright, he made the deal with me, after all.

[dark_dashing]

A deal? A deal? Dear Merlin, what did you promise him? Your virginity?

Here, let me grab my sword and I'll go with you!

[scallywolf]

What the..Not that sort of deal, you berk!

Sword? Where did you manage to find a sword?

[dark_dashing]

Oh, this shiny thing? I may have nicked it from a guy who was asleep.

When and where is this game of yours?

[scallywolf]

Taking the pirating business seriously, aren't you? Let's hope you know how to use it whenever he decides he wants it back.

Hasn't been decided yet.

[shadowclub]

I didn't steal it! I left him some money!