holy ass its been a long time
yea im in college drinkin and smokin a lot. failing math currently. doing well in everything else. i have a bunch of chill friends, and its starting to get cold here. some valuable lessons i have learned since i got here are:
1. buy cheap vodka and put it through a brita 4 times, tastes great
2. dont drink too much cheap vodka or you will watch it come back out in great excess.
3. dont bang your RA and then decide to completely stop talking to her, she will get mad.
4. dont try to buy alcohol from overweight female cashiers, they are all not jolly and sometimes will take your id (LIKE IN MY CASE!!)
5. you can use your closet doors as beer pong tables.
6. make friends with ex-wrestlers, they are fun to drink with, smoke with, and they kick the shit out of anyone who messes with you.
7. It is possible to make your own watermelon vodka. (see my webshots for futher information)
1. buy cheap vodka and put it through a brita 4 times, tastes great
2. dont drink too much cheap vodka or you will watch it come back out in great excess.
3. dont bang your RA and then decide to completely stop talking to her, she will get mad.
4. dont try to buy alcohol from overweight female cashiers, they are all not jolly and sometimes will take your id (LIKE IN MY CASE!!)
5. you can use your closet doors as beer pong tables.
6. make friends with ex-wrestlers, they are fun to drink with, smoke with, and they kick the shit out of anyone who messes with you.
7. It is possible to make your own watermelon vodka. (see my webshots for futher information)