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[scabbersisgreat]

I've been reduced to giving love advice to teenagers and fighting with little girls about glowing bunnies. Clearly I have far too much time on my hands.

I've never tried making potions without using magic, or at least having magic, but it's not gone, of course. No one can simply take away magic. So, theoretically I should be able to manage the

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[omniconcert]

What's it taste like?

[scabbersisgreat]

I haven't made it yet, obviously.

[omniconcert]

I want grape flavor.

[scabbersisgreat]

If you can find me some Acromantula venom I could manage it. Or actual grapes, I suppose. Otherwise you'll have to make do.

Come to think of it...

[Private to Linda]
Linda, would you be interested in doing an errand for me? I hear you're quite strong.

[omniconcert]

Acro-whata venom...?

[Private right back at 'cha!]

Oooh... Okay! What is it?

Peter tries to charm a young girl and I feel dirty all over. ;-;

[scabbersisgreat]

Acromantula. It's a beast that resembles a giant spider. It's venom has many uses, and it can add a faint fruity flavour to most, I'm told. I've never had the chance to use it myself...

[Private. In Bold!]
That other man was right, my supplies are limited here. You're a strong girl, strong enough to be called King, correct? Surely you could manage a search of the city, for any vegetation or anything else you can find? Bits of animals could be handy too, though I'm not sure where I'd store them...

They would be very useful for my potions. In return...is there anything specific you would like me to try? A young girl like you, a love potion perhaps?

Lullzzz

[omniconcert]

Is it all fuzzy and cute?

[Le Private Post]
You believe me now?! Yay! I'll like, totally look around and stuff!

Love potion...? That's like, lame. My total fame and teen idolness should like, totally be enough to make like, anyone fall in love with Linda!

[scabbersisgreat]

If you find normal-sized spiders fuzzy and cute, then no doubt you'd love these. I doubt there are any around, if this is another world.

Hagrid! That's who you remind me of. Though at least he had the size to compensate for his interests.
[La Private Post.]
Yes...of course. You're quite convincing.

Greatly appreciated. Er, if you could, you don't need to mention that I asked for this favour. I...well, I would go out myself but I don't quite feel up to it with this illness. I'd feel rather embarassed if everyone knew I had to ask for help with such a small thing...

Well, daft you may be you're certainly more intelligent than many of the girls your age I knew. Love potions are rather stupid.

[omniconcert]

Hagrid? Was that like, totally a friend of yours?

[XXX,lollololol]

Ohmigosh! Yay! I'm like, so totally happy yo believe Linda and stuff!

Oooohhh, is it like, totally T-O-P S-E-C-R-E-T?

[scabbersisgreat]

Yes, a long time ago. He enjoyed "playing" with creatures as well. Same taste in animals.

[Naughty, censored talk 'tween Linda and Peter=Bad! And private.]
Yes! Top secret! In fact, consider it a top secret mission!

[omniconcert]

Aww! He sounds like, totally nice! Wish I could like, meet him or something!

[PPAAINNTT IITTT BLLLAAACKKK -that's been stuck in my head the past week-(AKA Private)]

Ohmigosh! This is so awesome!

[scabbersisgreat]

I'd introduce you, but I doubt I'll ever see him again, even if I get out of here.

[R-E-S-P-E-C-T! PLEASE RESPECT THE PRIIII-VACY~~]
Yes, quite exciting.