[ Living Skills 101 ]

Aug 09, 2006 20:28

alright kids,
I've got a few minutes, it's time we ran through a couple things...

1. Buying videogames / video game consoles, flashy lights and stupid toys, then playing the victim and begging
everyone around you for money so you can eat is fucking pathetic. especially for a 22 year old.
Grow up already, you're not fucking 6 it's time you stopped acting like it.

2. Being anti-christian does not make you 'cool', granted some people do take it way too far, I've had experience with that first hand.
but blaming an entire belief system for the actions of a few morons is in itself moronic.
there are alot of christians who are honest, good people.
if you're going to hate the majority for the actions of a few then you're no better than the few, you ignorant pigfucking hypocrite.

3. "The Spirits" are not the one's to blame for your actions, that's one hell of a cop out.
take responsibility for your own lack of judgement and infinte levels of stupidity for a change, rather than
passing the responsibility to a collection of mythical beings.
maybe then you'll start learning from your mistakes and you won't keep making them over and over again.
even lab rats have shown more promise grasping this concept than you.

4. Stop touching me.

5. I've seen a whole lot of messed up shit in my time...but I have never seen anyone fill out a form and get the first question wrong....
"What is your name?"
Congratulations, you truly are one of the stupidest people I've ever encountered.

5. If you're going to try and beg me for money/cigarettes/intoxicants/food/hugs/ you could at least wait until I get OUT of the shower.
then you can beg all you want, the answer is still 'Fuck off'

6. No seriously....stop touching me.

7. you've been sick for over a month now, so here's a tip...
There are these nifty little things called 'bins' where people put all their rubbish and rotting food.
they're a great alternative to what you have been using which is commonly known as "the floor"
with this simple concept you could address a whole range of problems,
including the stench that radiates from you like you're harboring 2 week old roadkill in your pants.

and finally..

8. Dont EVER reproduce.

I think that about covers it for now...
If you have any questions, perhaps consider killing yourself.

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