Chivalry Lives, My Friends--Just Not With You
Good milords:
If you notice, as you sit before your pavilion in the night season, that your close female neighbor has forgotten, or not yet learned, that changing clothes while using a light source in a single-walled tent will provide a free shadow play to all without, do you:
*Go tell Constab that somebody needs a gentle reminder?
*Stand at her threshold with averted eyes, shuffling your feet and clearing your throat, until she gets the hint?
*Begin talking loudly about how you sure are glad you remembered to turn off your lantern before getting into your garb?
*Stare greedily, then realize that the unfortunate woman is not of the body shape that dingles your Fingals, and feel so offended by this that you show up on a post-event thread to complain about her effrontery in daring to exist within your line of sight?
Congratulations, you drooling cynocephali; you chose the option that makes your character clear. Thanks for identifying yourselves as regulars. I now know which event not to go to.
If you notice, as you sit before your pavilion in the night season, that your close female neighbor has forgotten, or not yet learned, that changing clothes while using a light source in a single-walled tent will provide a free shadow play to all without, do you:
*Go tell Constab that somebody needs a gentle reminder?
*Stand at her threshold with averted eyes, shuffling your feet and clearing your throat, until she gets the hint?
*Begin talking loudly about how you sure are glad you remembered to turn off your lantern before getting into your garb?
*Stare greedily, then realize that the unfortunate woman is not of the body shape that dingles your Fingals, and feel so offended by this that you show up on a post-event thread to complain about her effrontery in daring to exist within your line of sight?
Congratulations, you drooling cynocephali; you chose the option that makes your character clear. Thanks for identifying yourselves as regulars. I now know which event not to go to.