My perception of Inception, spoiler free.
A.
Leo: "I can't tell you! I can't, I won't even tell my business partner, knowing him for longer than an hour, as opposed to yourself!"
Ellen: "But you must! There's no other time to in this script to talk about your past!"
Leo: "I'm sudden and overwhelmingly convinced..."
THIS ARGUMENT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ELLEN THROUGHOUT THE SCRIPT.
Meanwhile...
Joseph: "Fuck yeaaaa, I'm awesome." 8]
B.
Audience Type A: "BEST MOVIE EVAAARRR!!!1! Fuck yeah, I want to do that kind of shit!"
Audience Type B: "BEST MOVIE EVAAARR!!!!!1! ...wait, what happened in the end?"
Audience Type C: "I know exactly what Inception is about, making me, once again, superior."
C.
D.
You must understand that no matter how much work you put into a story though research and clever tricks, it'll never make up for the fact that your characters are completely hollow and one-dimensional, losing the entire effect of the "movie experience." Most people will completely ignore this fact, as long as that audience can project themselves into a story through the plot you've painstakingly created within eight years.
E.
Fuck you, Christopher Nolan. I'm on to you.
F.
Thank you, Cillian Murphy, for being you.