And during one of the many, many January 5ths Chicago just got a whole lot awesomer!

[omgitsdeadpool]

[Video flicks on showing a guy in some killer red threads standing there and inspecting his surroundings.]Okay, on one hand: free iPhone. Sweet. On the other hand: suddenly in Chicago when I should be in the Middle East pulling the trigger on a seriously well-paying contract. Less sweet

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[legallygreen]

Oh...oh god no.

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[legallygreen]

No!

God damnit, you are not allowed here.

[omgitsdeadpool]

I get that a lot.

Hey, aren't you that lawyer babe?

[legallygreen]

[That sound might possibly be teeth grinding]

Jennifer Walters, Mr. Wilson. My name is Jennifer Walters.

[codenamewiccan]

Spooky what? [Wait a minute he knows that term. Nah, it couldn't be that simple] Never mind. Welcome to Chicago. Which is being not so awesome right now.

[omgitsdeadpool]

Nothing. It was probably just something crazy I said, I say a lot of crazy things. Now let's never speak of it again.

More importantly, how come we're all in Chicago and do the police know I'm here yet?

[codenamewiccan]

I'm cool with that.

No one knows why we're all in Chicago, not even the locals. Some whackos keep telling us why weird things are going down after something happens. ...

They might. They might not. What did you do?

[omgitsdeadpool]

Cool.

[Asking him what he did? Seriously?]

Uh, yeah, we probably haven't met. I'm Deadpool.

[johntaylor_pi]

Spooky jamjar? I've heard of a lot of strange things but...why do you think we're inside a jar?

[omgitsdeadpool]

That is totally and completely probably what I meant by that.

So I hear there's some freaky stuff going down in Chicago these days.

[johntaylor_pi]

Right.

That's the word on the street. I can't say it's quite hit any high marks on my personal freaky-stuff scale.

[omgitsdeadpool]

Oh yeah? What's your personal best so far?