And during one of the many, many January 5ths Chicago just got a whole lot awesomer!
[Video flicks on showing a guy in some killer red threads standing there and inspecting his surroundings.]
Okay, on one hand: free iPhone. Sweet. On the other hand: suddenly in Chicago when I should be in the Middle East pulling the trigger on a seriously well-paying contract. Less sweet.
Okay, I dunno who the wise guy with the teleporter is but haha real funny can I get sentt back now? Come on, I was really looking forward to getting paid today. Cable? Are you teleporting me around again?
Weasel? Weasel, if this is you I'm really sorry about the car bomb. Look, I told you I only did it because I thought it was funny!
....
Wait a minute. Randomly appearing in a mysterious location with no memory of how or why I'm here. Free radio device with access to convenient communications network for immediate introduction and explanation. Sudden onset of lousy dialogue.
Aaaawww, crap, this is another spooky jamjar!
Okay, on one hand: free iPhone. Sweet. On the other hand: suddenly in Chicago when I should be in the Middle East pulling the trigger on a seriously well-paying contract. Less sweet.
Okay, I dunno who the wise guy with the teleporter is but haha real funny can I get sentt back now? Come on, I was really looking forward to getting paid today. Cable? Are you teleporting me around again?
Weasel? Weasel, if this is you I'm really sorry about the car bomb. Look, I told you I only did it because I thought it was funny!
....
Wait a minute. Randomly appearing in a mysterious location with no memory of how or why I'm here. Free radio device with access to convenient communications network for immediate introduction and explanation. Sudden onset of lousy dialogue.
Aaaawww, crap, this is another spooky jamjar!