[Video - Also called Tim needs to go on a diet.]

[crossgrave]

[All you can see in the screen is the fat massive yellow blob that is Timcampi. The large white pillar in the screen is a tooth, that's for sure. The tail (good lord could you really call it that?) Flicks as a hand reaches out to stop it from hitting whoever is off screen.]

Tim.

[The hand shifts to grab hold of the ground and pull more of an arm

Comments

[godofcologne]

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Allen? What've you been feeding him?

[crossgrave]

I don't know how he got this big.

[godofcologne]

Are you missing any large pieces of furniture? Or, you know, nearby buildings?

[crossgrave]

The building we were in before I woke up here was already ruined when he bounced in.

[godofcologne]

...

Does he fit through the door?

[Voice to video]

[crossgrave]

[Having been freed, (thanks vin) video clicks on. Allen looks like hell and chains rattle in the background.] Only if he makes it wider.

[godofcologne]

Might as well, before he smothers everyone in the building.

Can you keep him in the park?

[crossgrave]

Doesn't this city report when pets go mysteriously missing?

[godofcologne]

Allen, nobody's reported the people who've gone mysteriously missing.

[crossgrave]

...maybe he could stay in the park. He's not very fond of cats.

[godofcologne]

Maybe you could teach him to like the taste of human sized bat vampires. That could be helpful.

[crossgrave]

That wouldn't be hard, he already bites people he doesn't like.

[godofcologne]

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Tim likes me, right?

[crossgrave]

You don't have to worry Mister Thomas. [He pats Tim's side with one hand and smiles.]

just... keywords

[godofcologne]

hahaha

[crossgrave]

I mean it, he does like you.