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[burnoutthenight]

[The camera comes on to reveal Axel, just sort of lounging around. To all appearances, he doesn't seem to be bothered in the least by the fact that this is neither where he wanted to be nor where he should be.]

Heh. Not a bad place you’ve got out here. Kinda reminds me of home. Home with better lighting, sure, but home.

But I digress. You don’t want to hear about my problems anyway. So how about you tell me what I can expect around here instead?