[Takes place during
this thread. Blue text is Sanji. Total profanity warning.]
[The video clicks on to reveal an image of the Cloud Gate in the background, while the more immediate foreground occupied by a giant crater and a rather beaten up blond man sitting next to it. Linkara has taken it upon himself to provide narration]
He followed me home. Can I keep him?
The fuck do you think I am you fucking jackass some kind of golden retriever?!
[To Sanji] No, the dogs I know are all better trained. [Back to business] Actually, he just showed up here in a crater. You should probably pick him up soon - he nearly passed out two minutes ago and I wouldn't be surprised if he did it again.
[There follows a string of expletives that are probably best left to the imagination, as they might be wont to make people of a less unseemly disposition be taken in a faint]
...Lovely. Anyway, you might want to come get him before the vampires do.