If you don't know me, now you know...
I know meme's are long, and some people hate em, but
m_malcontent had this good one I jacked from him that I thought would be good to do for people who don't know me that well, and to suprise/bore the ones who do:
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Kidz Bop...I say it's for the kids, but I sing along too.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Village Inn apple pie..mmmm.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Recently, the Break-up, but almost always..Hope Floats, when Sandy starts dancing with her dad and the song Chances Are by Seager comes on...I'm a goner.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Asking for a Brazilian ass be too much? If there is plastic surgery to get rid of stretch marks, that would be what I want. I saw pubic liposuction on Dr. 90210, didn't know they did that..I would do that.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Ouija boards, won't fuck with them.
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
My hands start to shake or I freaking cry...I hate that.
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
Bottom
8. Do you have too many love interests?
Yes, and I'm married, so we are treading on some sensitive ground here.
9. Do you know anyone famous?
Gabrielle Union (see recent post about Running with Scissors)
10. Describe your bed.
Queen size, mirror in the headboard (I know cheesy), comforter is an Asian design, the whole room is really. Something eerie (and possibly gross to some people) info about the bed, my father passed away in it. It was my parent's bed before she moved out, and it's an expensive bed, and no, it doesn't bother me.
11. Spit, swallow, or gargle?
Gargle, who the fuck would gargle, yooz a nasty ho if you gargle. I've only had experience with one guy in my life in this area (violins playing), tried to swallow, ended up spitting...I know, I'm a wuss.
12. Who would play you in a movie?
Shannen Doherty prob cause I've been told I look like her, but I would rather have Ginnifer Goodwin
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Only online where no one can see me.
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
lipgloss and money
15. When did you lose your virginity, and did you regret it?
17, yes I regreted it, I secretly want to be a slut. I could have given it up at 12, that is a bit too early, but I think I should have at 15 (to Kelly Anderson-one of my friends know who this is:)
16. Are you happy with your given name?
Yes.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the internet for one year?
$5,000..just a random amount that I could be happy with right now.
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
There is an Italian guy in New York that I would definitely do, never met him, but we converse online/by phone often. One, he's Italian, and two, it's New York, kill two birds with one stone.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
"So Excited" by Janet Jackson, I freakin love that song.
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
Car, in a park, at night.
21. Have you ever been in love?
Yes
22. Do you talk a lot?
Depends on who I'm around
23. What is your favorite sexual position?
Doggy-style
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Yes, sometimes a little too nice cause I get taken advantage of often. Do it to much though and I become my doppelganger, Sinister Sam.
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Neither, my kids run my life.
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
Would have like to have one near a beach..but we did the courthouse thing.
27. How many sex toys do you have, and which is your favorite?
When you ain't got a man, you got a hand...no toys needed, although lately have been thinking of purchasing one since the "man" isn't keeping up to speed with my increased sexual appetite.
28. Favorite fabric?
the plush, furry stuff that is used to make that scarf that turns into a head wrap thingie at Walgreens that are 2 for $10. Does anyone know what the heck I'm talking about.
29. Something you love and hate?
Eating anything I want...and being married.
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
no
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
About the lack there of, yes. I've noticed that when my male friends catch wind of it, they volunteer to help out in that area..caught me off guard.
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
Re-learn...Korean
33. How do you eat an apple?
Bob for it then bite the shit out of it...like Mr. Peepers from Saturday Night Live.:)
34. What do you order at a bar?
Cosmo or apple martini..I like fruity stuff, not the hard stuff...hate beer.
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
ears only
36. Do you have tattoos?
No
37. What is your drug of choice?
Hydrocodone..got some after my surgery, that shit was great, but I don't understand how you can get addicted to a pain killer.
38. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Prejudice
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
Not "all the way", felt like it was, but not sure..either way, it was lovely;)
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
Bought my son a PSP, that thing was expensive, but he deserved it.
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
I would like to be, but can't afford it:)
42. What do you cook the best?
I'm not a very good cook, but I'm an excellent "heater-upper". Once a month I go to a place called Supperthyme USA where you prepare dishes, freeze them, and heat them up later. It's the best for working mom's. But I make a really good coconut cake.
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Stand out!
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
Non-fiction (political lately), and anything
concretechange says is good cause she has excellent taste.
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
1st thing would be to buy my mom a nice house equiped with her own maid and cook so she can just relax. I would do a lot of good with it though and travel as much as possible.
46. Burial or cremation?
cremation, the cost to bury someone is absurd. I like the thought of having my ashes spread somewhere.
47. Do you have a fetish?
A sexy mouth gets me every time.
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
pull ups, I couldn't do one even with a gun to my head.
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
3 apple tartinis or 4 margarita's.
50. Do you think you're cute?
I could use some improvement, but I don't think I'm a dog.
m_malcontent had this good one I jacked from him that I thought would be good to do for people who don't know me that well, and to suprise/bore the ones who do:
1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Kidz Bop...I say it's for the kids, but I sing along too.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Village Inn apple pie..mmmm.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Recently, the Break-up, but almost always..Hope Floats, when Sandy starts dancing with her dad and the song Chances Are by Seager comes on...I'm a goner.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Asking for a Brazilian ass be too much? If there is plastic surgery to get rid of stretch marks, that would be what I want. I saw pubic liposuction on Dr. 90210, didn't know they did that..I would do that.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Ouija boards, won't fuck with them.
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
My hands start to shake or I freaking cry...I hate that.
7. Do you like to be on the top or bottom?
Bottom
8. Do you have too many love interests?
Yes, and I'm married, so we are treading on some sensitive ground here.
9. Do you know anyone famous?
Gabrielle Union (see recent post about Running with Scissors)
10. Describe your bed.
Queen size, mirror in the headboard (I know cheesy), comforter is an Asian design, the whole room is really. Something eerie (and possibly gross to some people) info about the bed, my father passed away in it. It was my parent's bed before she moved out, and it's an expensive bed, and no, it doesn't bother me.
11. Spit, swallow, or gargle?
Gargle, who the fuck would gargle, yooz a nasty ho if you gargle. I've only had experience with one guy in my life in this area (violins playing), tried to swallow, ended up spitting...I know, I'm a wuss.
12. Who would play you in a movie?
Shannen Doherty prob cause I've been told I look like her, but I would rather have Ginnifer Goodwin
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Only online where no one can see me.
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
lipgloss and money
15. When did you lose your virginity, and did you regret it?
17, yes I regreted it, I secretly want to be a slut. I could have given it up at 12, that is a bit too early, but I think I should have at 15 (to Kelly Anderson-one of my friends know who this is:)
16. Are you happy with your given name?
Yes.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the internet for one year?
$5,000..just a random amount that I could be happy with right now.
18. If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
There is an Italian guy in New York that I would definitely do, never met him, but we converse online/by phone often. One, he's Italian, and two, it's New York, kill two birds with one stone.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
"So Excited" by Janet Jackson, I freakin love that song.
20. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
Car, in a park, at night.
21. Have you ever been in love?
Yes
22. Do you talk a lot?
Depends on who I'm around
23. What is your favorite sexual position?
Doggy-style
24. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Yes, sometimes a little too nice cause I get taken advantage of often. Do it to much though and I become my doppelganger, Sinister Sam.
25. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Neither, my kids run my life.
26. What is your ideal marriage location?
Would have like to have one near a beach..but we did the courthouse thing.
27. How many sex toys do you have, and which is your favorite?
When you ain't got a man, you got a hand...no toys needed, although lately have been thinking of purchasing one since the "man" isn't keeping up to speed with my increased sexual appetite.
28. Favorite fabric?
the plush, furry stuff that is used to make that scarf that turns into a head wrap thingie at Walgreens that are 2 for $10. Does anyone know what the heck I'm talking about.
29. Something you love and hate?
Eating anything I want...and being married.
30. Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
no
31. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
About the lack there of, yes. I've noticed that when my male friends catch wind of it, they volunteer to help out in that area..caught me off guard.
32. What's the one language you want to learn?
Re-learn...Korean
33. How do you eat an apple?
Bob for it then bite the shit out of it...like Mr. Peepers from Saturday Night Live.:)
34. What do you order at a bar?
Cosmo or apple martini..I like fruity stuff, not the hard stuff...hate beer.
35. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
ears only
36. Do you have tattoos?
No
37. What is your drug of choice?
Hydrocodone..got some after my surgery, that shit was great, but I don't understand how you can get addicted to a pain killer.
38. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Prejudice
39. Ever had same-sex sex?
Not "all the way", felt like it was, but not sure..either way, it was lovely;)
40. What was your most frivolous purchase?
Bought my son a PSP, that thing was expensive, but he deserved it.
41. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
I would like to be, but can't afford it:)
42. What do you cook the best?
I'm not a very good cook, but I'm an excellent "heater-upper". Once a month I go to a place called Supperthyme USA where you prepare dishes, freeze them, and heat them up later. It's the best for working mom's. But I make a really good coconut cake.
43. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Stand out!
44. What kind of books do you like to read?
Non-fiction (political lately), and anything
concretechange says is good cause she has excellent taste.
45. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
1st thing would be to buy my mom a nice house equiped with her own maid and cook so she can just relax. I would do a lot of good with it though and travel as much as possible.
46. Burial or cremation?
cremation, the cost to bury someone is absurd. I like the thought of having my ashes spread somewhere.
47. Do you have a fetish?
A sexy mouth gets me every time.
48. What's one thing you're a loser at?
pull ups, I couldn't do one even with a gun to my head.
49. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
3 apple tartinis or 4 margarita's.
50. Do you think you're cute?
I could use some improvement, but I don't think I'm a dog.