On Dating Mishaps
Do you find yourself saying: "Men are Pigs" too many times lately? Have you found yourself watching Dr. Phil in search of answers to your relationship questions? Would you rather sit home with the telephone unplugged, eating a pint of double chocolate ice cream and snuggling with your dogs than go out on a date? Do you find your stock of AAA batteries running low? You too may be suffering from a very serious disorder.
It all started when I met a near perfect man at on online dating site. He wasn't really hot -- Johnny Depp is hot -- but he was nice, honest, sincere, romantic ... yeah right (what an asshole)! As a bonus, sex was great and we clicked in many ways, so well that I moved in with him after a year of dating. It seemed to be going well, although there were red flags that I completely missed. He was spending an increasing amount of time online and he was actually typing alot also, and typing was not his strong point when we met online. He's a one-finger typist and we moved to telephone conversations very quickly to spare him the pain of trying to communicate via keyboard.
To make a long story short, while trying to fix his computer at his request, to my utter dismay, I noticed from his browser history that he frequented many gay sites, alternative sites, and bisexual swinging sites. After some high tech investigation, I found that his activities were not confined to online and he was in fact, meeting total strangers (men, women and couples) for sexual encounters. Needless to say, that was the end of our relationship. I moved out.
The repurcussions of this experience was the development of a series of strange symptoms such as antisocial behavior (like finding yourself just wanting to poke your date in the eye with a fork at a restaurant), loss of interest in sex, a persistent "Beat-It-Bucko" attitude. If you too are experiencing these symptoms you may be suffering from B.A.D. (Bastard Affective Disorder). What is B.A.D.? Find out here