In response to
this, I would like to declare that do to have been Beatles day.
^ The Beatles
I also declare that Paul is the greatest Beatle alive and we are to call the beatles, "Paul Mccartney and the Beatles". I also declare that Ringo is not to be considered a Beatle. I declare there are many reasons for this decision. First of all, he is very annoying. Second reason is that he sings the following song
which I declare to be one of the worst beatles song, if not the worst, then definitely the most annoying (which that graphic demonstrates). Ringo was also unable to play drums properly. As SIR Paul McCartney demonstrates in his wonderful DVD Back In the US, chimps are better drummers than ringo. I would further like to point out that Ringo didn't matter. We can clearly see this is true by the fact that he was receiving post cards from "the boys", which indicates he wasn't with them (because, that's right.. he wasn't a Beatle). Anyway, I declare that Ringo was replaced by a logical choice back in the 60s. Sporting shaggy hair, you can see this girl fit right in ....
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I declare that to be paul training his sheepdog martha, to eat Ringo.
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I declare this to be a tabloid photo of two Beatles.... yes, because I decalre
(First I declare paul looks very cute there), but most importantly...
I declare Martha (my dear) McCartney to be the 4th Beatle, replacing Ringo, who obviously has never done a single important thing in his life now *sorry Ringo*. I also declare I am changing Martha's name to "Wix", because I can. Below are images of the (truley) fab 4.
Beep beep beep beep beep yeah! (I declare that song sucks) and thatI prefer the American version of Ruber Soul over the British because that shitty song isn't on there, "I've just seen a face" and "It's only love" from help are on there instead, and the second mentioned is really good. I declare that I don't care for Drive My Car, but Sir Paul RULES no matter what.