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May 04, 2006 16:46

So Driveing home from school today wiht heather on the Souther State and we see a car with a rainbow on the bumper and rainbow triangels. So as we pull up next to them i look over and its two old ladies in the car. IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!

so went to 2686 last ngiht wtih Todd adn one of his sisters and it was "Black Party" or something so Todd desides he watned to dress up in goth. So his sister (an ex-punk) helps him out wiht her old clothing. :-D and for thoose of u who think hes hot now, omg u should have seen him last night! tight bondage pants (that you prety much saw everything, cuz well todds not realy tiny in ne respects) a black tank top with fish net shirt on top and eyeliner, deff hot in eyeliner.

SO the ngiht goes on and one of Todds friends that ive met a few times comes over to talk to tod (the frien was pretty tall and..... well not fat but a lil bigger then average) so were standing there and todds friend turns to me and kinda picksme up and starts dancing with me (while holding me in the air) it was rather weired, but being drunk i went along with it and wraped my legs around him and started doin my kinda stripper dance thing.

so as the night was comeing todd and i began to leave adn we get to teh doorw here all the bouncers are standing (and apparently todd knows them all)so one of them turns to him and says something like yea you better take him home, he looks wasted (talkin to todd about me) so being realy drunk and stupid i go "YEAH GETTIN LAYED" and high fived the bouncer and hes like "ive heared about todd, you can take that?" and i have him a bit of a smile and hes like "you must be cavernus" so i was like "nah i think hes taking it tonight" and he start askin me how big i was and stuff and i kinda started laughing, and he was like "yea i know you small and skinny guys. Look all tiny and shit then you take off your pants and its like BAM! Texas"

yea thats about it. OK NAP TIME!
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