ay chihuahua...
**cough cough** ouch.. *cough* *noogie* *vomit*.. yeah that's pretty much the state I'm in right now. I spent most of the night waking up to weird dreams, but mostly I was waking up because I was choking on my own boogers, drool, noggies, and whatever else comes with being sick. it's hell i tell ya. After getting countless amounts of advice on what i should and should not do, i figured the best advice is my own. just do what it is i've always done, it's worked for me in the past, so why stop now? what can that be you may ask? well, rubbing (not eating) vaporub all over myself of course! bathe yourself in vaporub and drink a hot tea before bed, you'll wake up brand spankin' new! sounds too good to be true you say? well there's always a matter of attaining a victim to help you rub the vaporub.. i'm currently taking applications.. anyone? no?? sure? no one? geez, once again, you've proved yourself useless...