The Celebrity
It's happened...I finally screwed a celebrity. No one great to mention, he's an actor. But he's really really well known. Did anyone see the finale of 'Desperate Housewives' last season? He was the police officer in the last 30 seconds who stands outside Edie's house. Of course, he has no lines, so it's a little hard to pick him out, but he's there!
Actually, I really hadn't planned on going farther than coffee. After all, he kind of looks like the nerd from the Muppets, and watching him order a coffee drink was like watching a 4 year old try to put together a puzzle. But then he mentioned a dealbreaker that I couldn't pass up.
Apparently, dude was the stand-in for Seth Rogan in 'Knocked Up' and got along with the crew well enough that he was invited to work on the new project with him and Adam Sandler as Seth's stand-in again. He said that he would get me into a film shoot and I'd get to meet the cast, even have lunch with them next week, just as long as I was on my best behavior and didn't ask for autographs or bring a camera with.
So, that in mind, I kind of went along for the ride, with the hopes of meeting more celebrities, a boy from Little Town Wisconsin doesn't pass an opportunity like this up afterall. He wasn't bad, just not really memorable. Average. Average sized body, average sized schlong, average kisser, average blower, average booty, average everything. Usually as you all can tell, something sticks out worth blogging about. This was the first time that it was just...average.
Rating: 3/5
Reason: Average booty call? Average rating.
Actually, I really hadn't planned on going farther than coffee. After all, he kind of looks like the nerd from the Muppets, and watching him order a coffee drink was like watching a 4 year old try to put together a puzzle. But then he mentioned a dealbreaker that I couldn't pass up.
Apparently, dude was the stand-in for Seth Rogan in 'Knocked Up' and got along with the crew well enough that he was invited to work on the new project with him and Adam Sandler as Seth's stand-in again. He said that he would get me into a film shoot and I'd get to meet the cast, even have lunch with them next week, just as long as I was on my best behavior and didn't ask for autographs or bring a camera with.
So, that in mind, I kind of went along for the ride, with the hopes of meeting more celebrities, a boy from Little Town Wisconsin doesn't pass an opportunity like this up afterall. He wasn't bad, just not really memorable. Average. Average sized body, average sized schlong, average kisser, average blower, average booty, average everything. Usually as you all can tell, something sticks out worth blogging about. This was the first time that it was just...average.
Rating: 3/5
Reason: Average booty call? Average rating.