#93- The Car Salesman
I woke up, a little hung over from beer and doobies the night before, so I decided that I'd rather skip class and see what was being displayed in the market rather than go to class...and what a deal I got. Dude, about 20 years old, told me he was bored and wanted to mess around, that he lived in Greenfield. I figured work wasn't til 1, so I had plenty of time. Got directions, went on over. The minute I get in, his first words are 'hey, we gotta hurry, I gotta go pick up my gf at noon.' I didn't have that much of a problem with this, in all honesty. While deep down I probably feel bad for her, being the concubine is kind of exciting to me- a sort of 'choosing' me over the other person (if the idea didn't excite me, I probably would have told Stephanie about me and Vic).
What bothered me was the minute he dropped his pants, he put on a lezzie porn and expected me to do all the work. It was all sort of robotic. More annoyingly, he was feeding off of the lines in the porno. They'd say a line, he'd say a line. It's amazing how the term 'lick it' can apply to both areas of genitalia. The only time he asked me to whip it out was at the end when he was getting close. As we finished, I put my pants on and thought to myself 'you know, for a 20 year old, he has a really really clean apartment' and as I swung around to observe it and find an answer as to why, I found it. On the counter next to the microwave were two large boxes of baby formula. -.-
I headed out wondering if I had done something wrong, and then realized I hadn't. It wasn't my gf, it wasn't my kid. I went into the situation with selfish motivations, but I made them clear. I do hope he gets caught though....it would make me quite the happy camper.
Rating: 2/5
Reason: Lezzie porn is disgusting, he didn't do anything, he has a kid, and his junk kinda smells like my high school priest's.
What bothered me was the minute he dropped his pants, he put on a lezzie porn and expected me to do all the work. It was all sort of robotic. More annoyingly, he was feeding off of the lines in the porno. They'd say a line, he'd say a line. It's amazing how the term 'lick it' can apply to both areas of genitalia. The only time he asked me to whip it out was at the end when he was getting close. As we finished, I put my pants on and thought to myself 'you know, for a 20 year old, he has a really really clean apartment' and as I swung around to observe it and find an answer as to why, I found it. On the counter next to the microwave were two large boxes of baby formula. -.-
I headed out wondering if I had done something wrong, and then realized I hadn't. It wasn't my gf, it wasn't my kid. I went into the situation with selfish motivations, but I made them clear. I do hope he gets caught though....it would make me quite the happy camper.
Rating: 2/5
Reason: Lezzie porn is disgusting, he didn't do anything, he has a kid, and his junk kinda smells like my high school priest's.