((PLEASE DO NOT MIND ME, I AM JUST BEING A STUPIDHEAD. Besides even if he were available it would be against the rules for me to app him anyway!))
In-Character Information
Name : Mario Mario
Game/Series: Uhhh…. Mario
Age & Grade Level: 20, Senior
Personality: At first glance, Mario definitely seems like the golden boy. But once you get closer, you realize.... that is exactly the case. He’s got a strong sense of justice, an iron will, and the heart of a warrior. When the going gets tough, Mario’s there to step up to the plate! His natural leadership abilities and courage has made him a hero in the Mushroom Kingdom, but despite this, Mario’s very humble and never looks down on anyone, even villains. He tries to see the good in everyone and will always give you a second chance, or two or three or four. However, he’s always up for a good round of smack talk with rivals, though he keeps a cool head about him and is plenty confident (sometimes overconfident).
Mario is pretty impulsive and will jump (lol) headfirst into any challenge, be it a friendly spar or a battle against a supreme evil. He can seem a little too SRS BSNSS at times, especially in particularly dire circumstances, but he never lets anything get him down. Usually, Mario is pretty cheerful and light-hearted and is always there to lend a helping hand.
Backstory: On the first day, there was nothing. And then, there was Mario, and it was good.
Actually, that’s not quite how it happened. But seeing that Mario tends to stay pretty quiet about his early life, his celebrity status in the Mushroom Kingdom has earned him a pretty wacky fandom backstory. Apparently, when Mario was born, the Koopa Troop received a prophecy that he and his younger brother Luigi were destined to give ‘em hell when they got older. They attempted to kidnap the babies from the stork, but Mario was rescued by a kind-hearted band of Yoshies who reunited him with Luigi and returned them to the stork, who dutifully delivered them to their parents. Whether or not this is actually true is still debatable, as Mario has never really confirmed or denied it (spoilers: It’s true)
Then, much like Jesus, there is a period of Mario’s life with no record at all, but rumors state that his family emigrated to Brooklyn, where he and Luigi grew up without knowing their ultimate destiny. Instead, they became plumbers, until one day when their life got flipped turned upside down. But instead of becoming the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Mario got sucked into some nasty sewer pipe and back into his home dimension where he and Luigi fulfilled their destiny as heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom.
But we all know that’s a load of crap! Mario grew up in the Mushroom Kingdom, and he worked several odd jobs with his brother, one of which actually being a plumbing business, before his sense of BURNING JUSTICE got the better of him when Bowser started kidnapping Princess Peach. Despite being short and portly, Mario held his own against the Koopa Troop and even faced down Bowser himself (with plenty of help from Luigi, of course).
Since then, Mario has spent much of his time saving the world, but he still works as a plumber on the side. Oh, and attends SBG, of course~!
Anything Else?:
-Polyglot. Mario can fluently speak English, Italian, and Yoshi.
-HE’S NOT FAT, HE’S BIG BONED.
-All toasters toast toast.
Mamamia! I’ve been so bogged down with homework that I completely forgot about soccer tryouts! Well, I guess there’s always baseball, tennis or go-kart racing!
Hmph, Bowser gave me another F on the last quiz! Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to try harder next time!
Hey, Rawk Hawk! Whatever happened to your school Glitz Pit idea? You get lazy, or are you afraid that you won’t be able to cheat your way to the top again? Heh, just messin’ with you. We should spar again sometime, whaddya say?