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[basicsofcqc]

Hello everyone. My name is The Boss, but just Boss will do. For a fighting school, there aren't very many classes about fighting. Well, I'll even the score a little bit. I'll be teaching Close Quarters Combat, or CQC. Some of you who are more used to long-range fighting should take advantage of the opportunity to learn another style, and those of

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[youregayforme]

BOSS!

[youregayforme]

...Wait.

[youregayforme]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[naked_eyepatch]

Who the fuck are you.

[youregayforme]

...Who the fuck are you?

[naked_eyepatch]

It's...not important.

[youregayforme]

Not important?

[naked_eyepatch]

Am I hallucinating?

[youregayforme]

I'm wondering the same thing.

WHO ARE YOU?

[naked_eyepatch]

Naked Snake.

HEY PARAMEDIC. CAN I EAT IT?

[youregayforme]

...Very funny.

[naked_eyepatch]

Augh, can I take off this suit?

[youregayforme]

...What?

[naked_eyepatch]

This would be a lot cooler if it wasn't for the whole 'not Boss's ass' thing.

[basicsofcqc]

Hello, Jack. Or should I be calling you Big Boss now?

I'm teaching a class. Pay more attention, Jack. There's no room for inattentiveness, even off the battlefield.

[youregayforme]

Yeah, it's Big Boss now...

Teaching a class? But... but you're... dead! I killed you!