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[basicsofcqc]

Hello everyone. My name is The Boss, but just Boss will do. For a fighting school, there aren't very many classes about fighting. Well, I'll even the score a little bit. I'll be teaching Close Quarters Combat, or CQC. Some of you who are more used to long-range fighting should take advantage of the opportunity to learn another style, and those of

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[naked_eyepatch]

HEY PARAMEDIC. CAN I EAT IT?

[basicsofcqc]

Jack, is that you? Is something wrong?

[naked_eyepatch]

Hey hotness whats up?

[basicsofcqc]

Hotness? Who do you think you're talking to, Jack?

[naked_eyepatch]

WHOA!! JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT

[basicsofcqc]

Alright. *CQC, bitch! MGABB is flipped over and now has a broken arm, how convenient!*

[pixle]

What the fuck no one told me she could do that!

[naked_eyepatch]

Oh gee whiz! I hope another of your goons doesn't totally come out of nowhere and own me.

[basicsofcqc]

I don't have any "goons". I have loyal soldiers willing to fight for me, but I do not have any "goons".

[naked_eyepatch]

YOU KNOW, SERIOUSLY. I'M GETTING A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!!

[basicsofcqc]

Stop acting like a child. Are you even Jack?

[naked_eyepatch]

I'm going to be a Boss!

[youregayforme]

I get it!

[naked_eyepatch]

Ok, shut up!

[basicsofcqc]

Clever. So, Boss, why are you acting like this?

[naked_eyepatch]

Oh my God, I can't do anything! She can read my mind!