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[hazysheep]

[ACADEMY OF SMASH; I present you with two scenarios:

There is a goat sheep on your lawn. She seems pretty... off-balance, but screw you, she totally knows what she's doing. I mean, look at the big gourd on her back, she can balance herself just fine with it. Approach her, pet her, kick her, you don't know what she could do.
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Or
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A woman could also

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[sunfurry]

[Oh no. Ammy will keep an eye on ewe in case you fall over, Kasu.]

[hazysheep]

[Too late, Ammy babe.

Ow. IT'S COOL THOUGH just give her a second she'll... get back up.]

[sunfurry]

[Nope. Ammy leans against Kasu, acting as balance.]

[hazysheep]

[Dang, woman. You got all the stops covered. Kasu was expecting herself to tip over, but goodness.]

Huh...? [She looks to see what stopped her and oh it's Ammy. Coo'.] I suppose I should thank you for that, Amaterasu.

[sunfurry]

[There was no need to thank her. Ammy is just doing her part. She really wished you were more careful about this sort of thing, though.]

[hazysheep]

[Oh you know, she just does what she does.]

The rock I tripped over was larger than I expected. [I-It's not like she tripped on purpose or anything. /tsun] It's certainly lovely to see you again so soon.

[sunfurry]

[Nuzzle. Of course. As long as you don't let your mist obscure your own vision, she doesn't really mind what you do.]

[hazysheep]

[She's sitting now, but still trying to stay balanced. At this point she's only slightly using Ammy for a balance, promise.]

That would be the last thing I would do, I still hold much grace even in my current state. [This is the weirdest hiccup ever. SHEEP HICCUPS. BAAHIC.]

[sunfurry]

[Yes that's all well and good but would you please sit down anyway? Just so Mother isn't fretting over you so much.]

[hazysheep]

[Wait. Kasugami has a better idea!

POOF!

Also releasing the gourd from her back, oh god just gonna sit that down.]

Better?