Testing 1...2...3

[using_science]

So! This is the Smash Academy I've heard so much about! I guess this place has everything I could possibly use for my scientific research!

I guess then I better get started! It looks like there's just so much to observe and take notes on!

In fact, there is one thing I have noticed already!

Smash Academy is a place filled with many kinds of

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[scientificae]

Hello. You are interested in science. I can help you. I know a lot about science.

[using_science]

[ANOTHER ROBOT??? OMG. HOW MANY ARE HERE ANYWAY? Le gasp, she can help with science this is amazing.]

You do? You can?

[scientificae]

Yes. The Apeture Science Enrichment Center provides a safe testing environment all in the name of science.

[using_science]

Cave did mention that place as a part of exam training or something. I suppose then I need some super background check of some sort before I go in there. Anything I need to know?

[Notebook ready!]

[scientificae]

An Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device will be dispensed.

[Suddenly there is a Portal Gun on a pedestal in front of Ema.]

[using_science]

[She looked at it weird.]

...A gun?

[Icon.]

I'm not gonna shoot anything, am I?

[scientificae]

The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device will create interdimensional portals. These are completely safe. Please proceed with test protocol.

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[using_science]

They're safe...?

[She still feels very weird.]

[using_science]

[Portals? We're working with portals. This is a very curious inducing thing. Well, you know what some people say. See it to believe it. Probably using this thing will give answers. She picked it up, pulled the trigger.]

[using_science]

[scientificae]

Are you just going to stand there and gawp all day? Testing doesn't happen on its own.

[using_science]

R-right! Sorry! I'm just, uh, observing this phenomenon!

[AMAZING, a real Portal! This is a scientist's dream come true! Ema on whim shoots out another round at an opposing wall. A orange tinged one this time. Weird. Let us examine this further. Hesitantly, Ema reaches her hand through the blue portal...what could this mean? Her hand came out of the orange one. She was looking at her own hand.]

...Amazing...

[scientificae]

You are a test subject, observation is not in your capacity. Proceed and continue with the test.

[using_science]

Okay, okay! I'm on it! Right away, Miss Robot!

[Well it sounded like a woman. Okay so she can't go that way...Ema let's out another round and the two previous portals disappear and a new blue one shows up. Okaaaaay, Ema thought she got it. OFF SHE GOES. This is gonna be fun/horrible/both.]

[smug_silence]

[OH.

GREAT.]

[scientificae]

Oh.

You.

The one who murdered me.