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[using_science]

So! This is the Smash Academy I've heard so much about! I guess this place has everything I could possibly use for my scientific research!

I guess then I better get started! It looks like there's just so much to observe and take notes on!

In fact, there is one thing I have noticed already!

Smash Academy is a place filled with many kinds of

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[mine_is_space]

Can we take notes on space? And observe space?

...

Because I wanna go to space.

[using_science]

...Space?

You should go talk to the space program or something. I'm not qualified as an astronaut.

[mine_is_space]

You need to be an astronaut to go to space?

I need to become an astronaut so I can go to space. Hey. Hey. Hey lady. Lady. Space. Gotta go to space. Gotta. Gotta go.

[using_science]

But you're a robot...thingie, right?

Maybe an astronaut can just help you get to space. I'm sure you could do something out there?

But why to you have to go to space so bad anyway?

[Can robots function in space? Will research later.]

[mine_is_space]

Gotta see it all. All the space. Comets. Nebulas. Black holes. Th-The Big Dipper. The Big Dipper. Suns. Stars. Solar systems. Moons. Gotta. Gotta see it all. Gotta. Space. Spaaaaace.

Puttin' the system on trial. Space court. For people in space! Judge space sun presiding.

GUILTY.

Of being in space!

Go to space jail!

[using_science]

[Ema doesn't know anymore.]

So...what? Are you saying you think there's a space court?

With a space judge, prosecutor, and defense attorney? The whole works?

[Sounds. Cool. Okay? Also imagining Edgeworth in a spiffy spacesuit prosecuting in space.]

[mine_is_space]

[It's okay Ema, you're not supposed to know.

It's just Space Core. He gets worse with every post.]

Oh. Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.

Here come the space cops.

Space cops, help. Space cops.

You know what'd be better than Earth?

Space. All of it.

...

Wanna go to space.

[using_science]

[...Ema thinks now this poor robot is having some dumb malfunction.]

I don't think space cops exist.

[But space court does. Yes. At least it should.]

Pssst, Liz. Get on AIM. If that's you. 8O

[mine_is_space]

Space oops are coming to arrest everyone. For not being in space. They're gonna take us to space.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWWWWWW! [It should be noted that his little 'yeeeehaaawww' sounded really freaking distorted.]

It is me. And I will be on later tonight for sure <3

[using_science]

Soooooo, where are the space cops then?

[Ema is considering leading you somewhere. You know. To a mechanic. To fix your poor self.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Hi. I'm a Space Cop.]

[mine_is_space]

[SPACE COPS. Take me to space.]

Awesome. Well, I'm on for the night now.

[mine_is_space]

Space. Spaaaaace. Gotta go to space.

Ba ba ba ba ba. Buh ba ba ba buh ba-ba-ba. Space. Gotta go to space. Space.

Space. Please, yes, space. Space please? Yes please space.

[Sorry Ema, he's not going to be slowing down any time soon.]

[using_science]

[Sorry, robot. Ema will be investigating science on the other side. Of the, uh. School.]

/KERHIJACK

[smug_silence]

[Oh

Oh no.]

You're in for it now Chell |D

[mine_is_space]

[Oh hi, you're the lady from the test! Speaking of...]

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey lady. Lady. Hey. Gotta go to space. Gotta go. Ba. Buh-ba-ba-ba-buh. Space. Gotta. Gotta go.

Oh. Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops.

Here come the space cops.