May 28, 2011 21:33
[Did you just enter a cafe? Yes you did. You might have been greeted by some guy. Or if any of his bros happen to be around. And a green monkey with a tree on his head. The man is smiling sheepishly as he greets you.]
Uhm, welcome to Cafe [INSERT NAME HERE]. My name is Cilan and I'll be your, er, waiter today.
[WHAT DO YOU DO?]
this is terrible,
this will never be,
oh god,
never,
no seriously never,
i am terrible,
for fun
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[What a meanie.]
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[Louder] Apologies! You may continue where you left off.
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It's okay. I mean, he was only kidding around...It's nothing.
[RIGHT???]
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No, seriously, go ahead. Pardon my distraction.
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If you'd like, right this way...
[He will be back in like two seconds. He's handling the customer very well it seems. He's writing down a fuck lot. WHAT COULD THE CUSTOMER BE ORDERING. He hurries back!]
Uhm, if you guys aren't waiting on anyone right now...I could use some help.
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Uhhhh, the customer ordered: A slice of apple pie with strawberry ice cream a la mode, an espresso, and to go he ordered a slice of the strawberry cake, chocolate cake, cinnamon crumb cake...It's long.
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I'll take care of the espresso! You guys can get the rest, right?
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