[Just a typical day with Char flying around the school and-- wait, that's not Char. While it's easy to confuse the two, anyone who knows their Charizards will note that this one is an elder, covered in scars from a lifetime of turf wars and fighting over the laaaay-dies. Now he's come for you, SBG
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Here he is, stomping his way out to the courtyard to cordially invite this dapper gentleman to join him for finger sandwiches and tea. By which I mean "roar and puke fire at the sky". So that this guy knows this is CHAR'S TURF and he should LEAVE IMMEDIATELY before he is IMPALED ASS-FIRST ON THE FLAGPOLE. That's just the kind of host Char is.]
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Pipe down, kid.
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You got yourself fifteen seconds to get outta my territory, old timer.
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You think you're the first Charizard to lay claim to these parts? [Whether it's actually amusing or he's just trying to get a rise out of Char, he does chuckle a bit.] Boy, I was the king here before you even hatched.
[What is an old man without some kind of CREEPY FACTOR. He cranes his neck to get a good long sniff. He reeks of human. And flowers, whaaaat. Old Man is perplexed by this. Time for a serious question.]
You got yourself a trainer?
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[WHOA hello old person in his personal space. Time to flip the fuck ou--...oh okay he is just sniffing, not biting. yeah Char just got back from a sexy encounter with Vinnie Bulba do you see what happens when you actually have a flower now.]
Yeah. Got a problem with that?
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Look at you, talking tough about territory when you'd roll belly-up for some human without a second thought! [He shakes his head with a low, rumbling laugh.]
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You seem to have me mistaken for a goddamn Charmander, punk. I don't go bowin' down to nobody unless they damn well earn it!
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Has he?
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You, on the other hand, ain't proven no superiority over nobody. Ain't it a little early for you to be relaxin'?
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[Slight headtilt.]
If your trainer's the alpha around here, my fight's with him.
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On the other, Green vs. Random Charizard is not a match that Char wants happening anytime soon, for Very Obvious Reasons.]
Not so fast, buddy. I told you this is my turf, didn't I? You're new at this so let me tell you how it works with a trainer. I'm his sword and shield. You want him, you're gettin' through me first.
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Hah. I guess a pet's only as strong as their trainer. This'll be a good way to see if he's even worth my time. Let's dance!
[Time to open up with a good old Inferno. Unfortunately, for all his experience and wisdom and crap like that, Old Man does not have the advantage of being raised by a GYM LEADER so he is probably going to get his ass kicked. But not without an awesome fight.]
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Flamethrower is admittedly not as impressive as FIRE GODDAMN EVERYWHERE, but Char cannot resist the chance to literally fight fire with fire. And then this happened.]
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AND THEN THE SCHOOL BURNT DOWN.]
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Y'know what's real nice about havin' a trainer? This.
[FANCY MOVE TUTOR THUNDERPUNCHING.]
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