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[BLEEP BLEEP, somebody has a very important Codec call.]
Otacon, do you read me? It's Snake. Look, I need whatever intel you've got on this place-- [He stops like he just realized something really important. There's a long pause before he says anything.] ... What're you doing in a school, anyway?
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Otacon, do you read me? It's Snake. Look, I need whatever intel you've got on this place-- [He stops like he just realized something really important. There's a long pause before he says anything.] ... What're you doing in a school, anyway?
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[WHAT HOW DOES HE KNOW WHO HE IS.
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NO HE IS NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THIS SHIT AGAIN. He squints hard like he's trying to burn a hole through Miller's sunglasses. He doesn't sound... British, does he?]
How do I know you're really him?
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Who else would I be?
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[GOD WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SUCH A CHEATER.]
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[He's still staring lots and lots. How is he even supposed to figure out who this guy is...? Did he get stuck in a time warp or something? DECOY OCTOPUS?? HELP...]
I have a couple ideas. If you're really Master Miller, then prove it.
[Are you hungry for words, Liquid, this is important.]
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[Liquid adjusts his sunglasses and... remembers a very unnerving fact he found out in this place]
Big Boss belives in Santa Claus.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL
[Snake grows distant for a moment as all the horrible memories of Christmastime during his FOXHOUND days come flooding back. Have you ever had to stake out a chimney before?
He relaxes a little. He's still most definitely paranoid, but there aren't many people that would know stuff like that about Big Boss.]
What are you doing here?
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You're a gym teacher now?
[Why is this happening HIS MIND IS BLOWN. Master Miller, of all people, is a gym teacher.]
... I can't think of anyone better suited for the job.
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Not a gym teacher. I'm more like a drill instructor. They don't call me Hell Master for nothing!
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[Gym teacher.]
Right. I wouldn't expect anything less.
[Hell Master is watching a bunch of punks play dodgeball for a living.]
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