Doop doop, cuttin' all of your grasses.

[lobster_shirt]

     Hey Smash Academy! You may happen to notice a young, blonde headed boy traipsing around outside. For a child though, he seems fairly well armed: a sword, bow, boomerang, hammer and all kinds of other neat things

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[grickle_grass]

Something is drawing on your map. It was lacking in trees.

[lobster_shirt]

"Aaah!"

Link jumped a bit, having not heard the creature approach, it was only drawing on his map though so no need to pump it full of arrows or whatever. It's still kinda weird. Can it even speak?

"Sorry, you startled me a bit...oh, I guess I was leaving out some of these trees around, thanks! I'm not really used to making my own maps yet."

[grickle_grass]

What an excellent question. It ranked up there with "what is that thing" and "why are you still drawing trees on my map didn't you draw enough trees already." The answer to the latter was of course no. No it had not drawn enough trees yet. It nodded it's large, oniony head at what he was saying. It could tell that you were a map novice. See, you needed some more trees over here on top of the thing you have labeled... whatever it is you have written there it kind of looks like gobbleygook. You presumably meant to write "science."

Anyway. Science is getting some more trees.

[lobster_shirt]

"Wooow, it must be really cool to live in such a big place."

Well at least it understands him! Though hmm, it might not speak back. Wait what are you...No don't draw there, my beautiful letters, I spent so much time on them since I never went to school.

"Uh, could you not make too many trees? I do need this map to get back later. I don't want to get lost. Also that's a name you're drawing on."

[grickle_grass]

Oh I thought it was an abstract landscape.

Wait where did those words come from oh my god it was in your mind.

[lobster_shirt]

Uuuuuuh I am 12 and what is telepathy. Link looked around first before looking back at the onion head. It must have been it. But what. Wait can it read thoughts. Oh no. Better play this cool Link.

"Uhh, it's okay. I mean I never went to a real school so my writing isn't the best."

Playing it cool playing it cooooool oh no curiosity.

"Uhm. How do you speak without moving your mouth?"

Link you don't say that to strangers, geez.

[grickle_grass]

I can see directly in your mind.

oooooooweeeeoooooo

It is drawing more trees on the other side of the map.

[lobster_shirt]

Whoooooa this place is clearly weird. But kind of neat. I mean everywhere in Zelda world is weird.

"Wow! Do you just hear whoever is around or do you choose whose mind you're...seeing?"

Link goes back to drawing in the fountain he was doing earlier.

[grickle_grass]

Actually I can just talk to you and maybe poke you sort of, but it's awful fun to keep people on their toes!

Your fountain needs flowers coming out of it. Let it help you with that.

[lobster_shirt]

Fun and slightly creepy.

Regardless, Link laughs a bit as the thing makes flowers in his fountain. He doesn't seem to mind too much.

"So what is this place? It seems pretty big. Is it like a castle of some sort?"

Not that it looks too much like one but school definitely does not cross his mind. At all.

[grickle_grass]

It's uhh.....

Give it a second, this flower is really hardcore and she needs to get all the color in the lines perfectly.

Okay never mind that totally didn't work out at all.

It's a school!

[lobster_shirt]

It's totally fine, it lives up to Link's standards and what. What. A school are you joking.

"A school?! Like a school school? What kinds of stuff do they teach? It has to be more than writing and math...and there has to be a lot of students."

No school should be this big.

[grickle_grass]

School school school.

She tried to nibble on the end of the crayon but immediately made a face. No that was gross, let's not try that.

Boring things and better things and death kwon do and how the flowers work and what it would be like if you were a walrus. The onion fluttered it's wings slightly. If that's what you are on the inside. You might be a lobster.

[lobster_shirt]

Alright this school is just bullshit. But death kwon do sounds pretty....intense.

"A lobster? I mean, they're pretty neat but, I don't know if I'd want to be one...it sounds like this place teaches all sorts of things. Like everything. It sounds a lot more fun than writing and math at least."

Maybe they have a swordsmanship class. He'd been looking for more instruction; Orca could only teach him so much. Not to mention he was fairly far from home at this point. Maybe this "school" was worth looking in to.

"Can just anyone go to school here?"