HEY WHO'S THAT LOSER
[Hello SBG, how's it going tonight? Good? Oh, well would you look at that, there's a familiar face standing at the front gates of the school, hands clutching a small suitcase and... well, not looking too pleased to be standing there, really.]
[Sure, he's been gone a few months for those who remember him, but for him? It's been a whole year since he's set foot on this campus! Not that he realizes there's a time disparity going on, of course. Either way, he's pretty sure no one here will even remember him... right?]
[SIGH.]
[...]
[Hey, does he look taller? He might look taller. Then again, that could just be the heels... just don't tell him that, okay? He might get mad.]
[Sure, he's been gone a few months for those who remember him, but for him? It's been a whole year since he's set foot on this campus! Not that he realizes there's a time disparity going on, of course. Either way, he's pretty sure no one here will even remember him... right?]
[SIGH.]
[...]
[Hey, does he look taller? He might look taller. Then again, that could just be the heels... just don't tell him that, okay? He might get mad.]