IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, NO WAIT IT'S JUST A POGLE

[wingingwonder]

[Hello, all. There's a bird sitting in the tree outside your window. Should you not have a tree outside your window, then he'll just be sitting on your window, peering in. Should you not have a window... then you can always see him staring into someone else's.]

[He's a pretty big bird, a Pidgeot. And they're pretty big. It's amazing he's not

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[badasscopters]

[OH MY GOD A BIIIIIRD.

Goose opens his window and peeps out at him. Oh man. This looks like a Pidgeot. He's heard of these before.]

Heeeeeeeeeey.

[wingingwonder]

[OH MY GOD A HUMANNNN.]

[Pidge will chirp at you, asking where Blue is, but you probably don't understand Pidgeot-speak so. Good luck with that.]

[badasscopters]

[Well, thankfully, Goose has had experience with a... sort-of-bird, so guess what that means, Pidge?

FREE FOOD. He whips out a banana from a bunch that he keeps... on his nightstand? Yes, on his nightstand. His spiderbird loves bananas and begs for them at random, so.]

Want one?

[wingingwonder]

[Free food, where!? Wait, what is this. This is not birdseed. This is a banana. IT'S BANANAS. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.]

[Have a bemused look, good sir. Pidge is not quite sure what to make of this.]

[badasscopters]

What? They ain't gonna poison you, and Hettie loves these.

[Said spiderbird, a teeny little bird chick with eight legs and teeny, sticky spider feetsies, walks up to the window. She puts up her front paws onto the sill and looks at Pidge. BEING ADORABLE. PUPPY DOG EYES.]

[wingingwonder]

[But they're bananas. Birds do not eat bananas. Especially not picky birds like Pidge. Also WHAT IS THAT THING RIGHT THERE. He'll just... stare at it.]

[badasscopters]

[IT IS A SPIDER. THAT IS A BIRD. THAT IS A SPIDER.

Hettie is now going to just fly up onto Pidge's back okay. First Amp, now this.]

[wingingwonder]

[It's cool, there's plenty of room there. OMG WHAT IS THAT. Pidge will just, crane his neck around and try to look at it.]

[badasscopters]

[IT IS. A SPIDERBIRD. That is now running her beak through Pidge's back feathers. She's just grooming him, lalalala.]

Heh, looks like she likes you.