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[wolfofwar]

[It's awfully cold today. The clouds are a sheet of dull grey across the sky, any moment ready to bring the first snow of the year. As though summoning winter itself, the sound of wolf howls stretches across the forest

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[warpstar_rider]

[Kirby sees someone lying in the snow. ARE THEY PLAYING DEAD... No wait, they moved! He decides to investigate!

...By hopping right over to the person. Guns? What are those?]

Poyoyo, are you okay poyo?

[wolfofwar]

[Well, maybe you were too close to shoot effectively, considering her gun was the size of small children. But she could still stick the butt of her rifle in your squishy soft face. Round pink demon thing, away.]

I'm fine.

[warpstar_rider]

[Oh, what luck, on Kirby's side. He'll just get closer because he's kind of concerned.]

Poyoyo, really poyo? No one makes snow angels by themselves poyo. That's no fun poyo.

[Wrong type of concern, but he's worried anyways.]

[wolfofwar]

[Damn did Wolf even know what a snow angel was? Probably not, Kirby!]

There are no angels here. Save your concern for the living.

[warpstar_rider]

[Kirby frowns at you. You don't know what snow angels are? HE IS DISAPPOINT.]

You're not living poyo?

[MORE FROWNY FACE GOES HERE.]

[wolfofwar]

[More of this pity from a squishy talking orb. Wolf stood up briskly, giving Kirby a scrutinizing look. As non-threatening as it seemed, it resembled no lifeform she'd ever seen - and it could still have abilities or properties beyond her imagination.]

It'd be impossible.

Explain yourself. What are you.

[warpstar_rider]

[Oh man, the most popular question, yet the most difficult one to answer. Kirby takes some time to think over.]

Poyo... Well some people call me "pink ball," "pink balloon," and sometimes "Jigglypuff-lookalike" poyo. But I'm Kirby poyo!

[And then he realizes he hadn't gotten the person's name yet.]

What's your name, poyo?

[wolfofwar]

[NOT REALLY LOOKING AMUSED at the sheer unsatisfactory nature of this answer, Wolf glared condescendingly down at Kirby.]

Pink Thing. My name is Sniper Wolf.

[warpstar_rider]

[OH NO Did he somehow make her upset? He probably should do something about this...]

Poyoyo... So why were you lying on the snow poyo?

[wolfofwar]

[As if it weren't obvious from the blood all over hmm.]

I was killed in battle. And I should have... remained, dead.

[warpstar_rider]

[No he totally thought they were ketchup. Yep. But oh. Death. Hmm, this was a lot heavier than what he expected. Like taking a nap.]

...Are you not happy that you're alive again poyo?

[FROOOOOWN.]

[wolfofwar]

[Wolf frowned as well.]

It was a fitting end. I was glad for such a death.

Pink thing, you do not understand. It demeans me to return like this.