Huey, I don't think we're in Ilia anymore

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[It was a fine, beautiful (if not a little cold) autumn day at SBG. The sun was shining, the birds were singing. It was so peaceful.

...Yes, it was in fact the perfect day for a flying horse to fall out of the sky.]

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[HAHA SHINON YOU WANT TO DODGE THIS PEGASUS?
THIS PEGASUS HAS SCARY-MAN-DAR. TARGET ACQUIRED.]

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[IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, IF YOU CAN HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF FLAPPING WINGS YOU MIGHT HEAR A CERTAIN PURPLE HAIRED LOLI]

Wh-Whoa Huey! Stop!

[And stop he did. Right on Shinon. it's ok Shinon pegasi must be incredibly light since this has happened before and they guy was not only living but he was hardly injured at all]

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[Oh no it was an archer. And a man. And an archer. But also a man.]

I- I'm sorry!

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I... I'm sorry... I...

[Here comes the water works.]

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[She's not going to stop crying I mean she just fell out of the sky (so embarassing) landed on an ARCHER of all people (oh god not archers) who just happens to be a MAN (NOOOO) and also happens to be a JERK (NEVERENDING TEARS). All we are missing from this equation are bees and this sort of situation would be the imbodiment of all things terrifying and horrible.]

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I'm sorry...

[At least she's only sniffling now. Still expect her to be avoiding you forever and never being able to get the courage to speak to you. Except for when she's drunk]

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[As long as he leaves and goes as far away from her as humanly possible she's cool with this. In fact now that he's leaving there is a huge wave of relief.

But at the same time this strange place was so frightening...]