IT'S-A ME

[notsilvertongue]

[Check it out, SBG. It's genderbent Mario. Standing in the middle of campus. And yelling. She has a copy of the Johto Times and is holding it aloft like some kind of post-consumer recycled flag. "STOLEN POKEMON RECOVERED", the headline proclaims. Also: Pokeathlete Maximo Accused Of Steroid Abuse, page 4.]

HEEEEY. I know you're here, guy! LANCE TOLD ME. Hurry up and show yourself!!