The shotas and Loli's have taken over the common room

Jun 23, 2010 22:25

POSTED EARLY SO I DON'T HAVE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT.

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Today is June 24th, you know what that means? The mun's 19th birthday it's 6 months until Silver's birthday. That makes shota Silver 4 and a half! So he wants to have a slumber party with all of his friends in the common room on the second floor.

Spoiler alert: You are invited.

There will be all sorts of things to keep the shotas and loli's up way past their bedtime. This includes a wide variety of cookies and pastries sugar. The choices are between chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, peanutbutter, sugar and oreo cookies. There is also Gelato too for your ice cream needs. There is a limit though... mostly because we do not want any tummy aches from too much sugar at once.

There will also be pizza. Because you can not have a party without it. Or children's beer I mean NO.

Did I mention there are cartoons for the hi def TV? The choice is between a western, a monster movie, or a comedy featuring the famous Isamu Akai. Fighting over the movies will end up with the TV turned off.

There is also Twister. Silver gets to hold the spinner even though he isn't very good at flicking it.

Nobody really knows where the bathroom is. I'm sure someone who does know would be willing to help though. Either that or there will be much running around the hallways looking for it. Thankfully during this log SBG is like Tartarus (instead of dark hour it's shota hour) so hopefully the shotas won't run into their larger versions of themselves lest the world divide by zero.

Things for your shota or loli should bring:

-Sleeping bag
-Tooth Brush
-Spare clothes
-PJ's
-any toys they want to bring to entertain themselves
(sharing is caring, share your toys with others)

Since it's only a half birthday presents are not required. He just wanted to throw a party. Good thing Daddy mysteriously brings home a lot of money to afford these things.

i have focus issues, also too many damn tags, please don't kill me, ablablabla, alternate dimensions, i really wish this guy was appable, mass confusion, too much free time, derp, oh god the moe, shotaloli thread, i regret nothiiiiiing, lol time, i don't need this many tags, slacking off on tags, wtf am i doing, this is a terrible idea, so bored, have you seen my mama?, fuck tags

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