CALL ME MAMA.... BIG MAMA. oh wait that was eva sorry

[drshocky]

I hear this school is just full of delinquents, but all you kids need is a mother's touch, that's all! ♥ So many of you going without families for so long, reportedly clinging to the first people to show you affection... Ain't that just the saddest thing I ever did hear. But don't worry! You let Mama Kanga take care of you and you won't ever have

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[itsaspacepenis]

But I already have a Mommy.

[drshocky]

Ooh, sweet child, I don't mind that none.

[itsaspacepenis]

So You are... Mommy's Mom?

...
*GASP*
GRANDMA?

[drshocky]

[Urk. Grandma. Not sure if want.]

Now I know my granddaughters, and you're none of them. Just call me Mama Kanga, not Grandma.

[liveforhersake]

You are no mother of mine.

[drshocky]

[This is not the warm reception Big Mama Kanga was hoping for. SADFASE.]

Why so cold, little one?

[liveforhersake]

Mother is... important to me. I will not cheapen her name.

You look down on them for being quick to call others family, yet you ask them to do the same for you.

[drshocky]

Sweet child, I'm not looking to go and replace anybody. Don't you worry your little head. But if some kids have something that's missin' from their lives, I'm here to do what I can to make it all better.

It's just so dangerous to latch on to a stranger like that. You never know if they'll just kick you to the curb. I'd never do a thing like that, oh no!

[boxingmidget]

[How do you see into my soul so well?]

[drshocky]

I'm actually a psychic type.

[itsaspacepenis]